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Good News And Bad News Which one would you like to hear first? :]

#1 User is offline   Onesweetypie 

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Post icon  Posted 13 August 2008 - 11:31 PM

An artist is talking to the art director at an art show. The artist asks, "Has my art been selling well?"

The director says, "Well, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that someone came in an asked if your art would be worth more once you died. I assured him it would, and he bought all of your artwork!"

"Great! Now what is the bad news?" asks the artist.

"Well, the bad news is that the buyer is your doctor."





Hahahaha sucks to be the artist!!! haha
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#2 User is offline   strawberry_hit 

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Posted 14 August 2008 - 12:15 AM

oh no..poor thing..it's really a pitty to artist that they stuff always worth so so smuchg more when they die and they can profit from it ...
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Posted 14 August 2008 - 12:43 AM

^

Yeah,it's true. Then what's the point. I mean,this shows that you can't exactly make a living becoming an artist ...sigh
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Posted 14 August 2008 - 02:01 AM

true that, usually the artworks are worth more when the artist dies.
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Posted 14 August 2008 - 02:09 AM

haha, that's pretty funny^^ That artist before watch out then or at least change doctors.
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Posted 14 August 2008 - 05:23 AM

Lol that's a gud one! I'd hate to be the artist!
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Posted 14 August 2008 - 06:11 AM

ouch* hahaha
well hopefully the doctor would do his job and keep him alivee~ lol



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Posted 14 August 2008 - 07:02 AM

LOL. i didn't get it @ first, but i read it over & i was like lolololol.

how cruellL!
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Posted 14 August 2008 - 08:45 AM

Oh no! You better find a new doctor XD!!
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Posted 14 August 2008 - 09:24 AM

Wow.... It took me like 5 minutes to get the joke...... I feel retarded... ph34r.gif
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Post icon  Posted 14 August 2008 - 02:56 PM

That's pretty weird because shouldn't the doctor be rich already anyways? Wouldn't really matter if he profits or not. Hah, but it was still funny. wink.gif biggrin.gif tongue.gif laugh.gif
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Posted 14 August 2008 - 03:04 PM

oh no..
that mean doctor. capitalizing.
:)
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Posted 06 December 2008 - 10:01 AM

awahs poor guy. Probably gunna die soon.
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Posted 06 December 2008 - 04:46 PM

hahahaha i will be so damn mad is o was the artist XD
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Posted 06 December 2008 - 04:58 PM

This depresses me...LOL.
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Posted 06 December 2008 - 05:29 PM

LOL...

I got the joke in two ways.

1) The doctor already knew that the artist was going to die.
2) He'll be a bad doctor...

Im guessing the first one right?..

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 05:47 PM

i think the artist should go switch doctors .___.;
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Posted 08 December 2008 - 12:17 AM

Awwww that's cruel.

But it was nice, didn't see that coming.
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