[xboredguy]

now that the media are in love with michael phelps and all you hear about in the olympics
someone started a micheal phelps facts site

http://michaelphelpsfacts.com/Facts_1.html
not as funny as Chuck norris, but some are clever

my favorite:
5.Once, when Michael Phelps swam the Atlantic he came across mermaids who thought he was just a myth.

[Supremacy]

The real reason for the Spanish Armada’s defeat happened because they got in the way of Michael Phelps’ training course.

^Made me lol.

So much craze of Micheal Phelps though I admit he is good at swimming

[AsianL0ve]

ROFL hahaha oh goshhh
Micheal taught samon to swim upstream ROFL
if u look into da eye of a storm u see micheal phelps swimming?

[onetwothuy]

LOL. The Batman wears Michael Phelps underwears? o-o

[<3.heartbreak]

rofl hahahaha
that's some ridiculous stuff.
love michael phelps!

[Sam Sik]

4.If you look into the eye of a hurricane you will see Michael Phelps swimming.

Made me laugh because I imagined it too.

[kimchi hana]

1. Water drinks Michael Phelps.
10. Every time you see a shooting star you are really watching Michael Phelps train in space.
5.Originally Steven Spielberg wanted Michael Phelps to play Jaws. Unfortunately they didn’t have a fast enough camera.

Hahaha, these are so entertaining. The people are crazy for Michael Phelps.

[sushii]

lmao
these are my favorites

5.There is no need for an astronaut to go to Mars. Michael Phelps has already been there and swam so much that there is no longer water.


5.Originally Steven Spielberg wanted Michael Phelps to play Jaws. Unfortunately they didn’t have a fast enough camera.

4.Salmon learned to swim upstream from Michael Phelps.

[lovablekrnstar63]

michael phelps really is amazing.
he's a myth

[poohbear101]

i love these:] i like numba 5: once when swimming across the atlantic michael phelps met mermaids. they thought he was a myth

[miika]

7.Michael Phelps does not swim like dolphins; dolphins swim like Michael Phelps.

#

2.Scientists have recently had to rewrite Newton’s Three Laws of motion-

I.Newton’s First Law is wrong: Even if an external force is applied to Michael Phelps he will remain in the Michael Phelps state of motion.

II.Newton’s Second Law now states: The relationship between an any object’s mass and its acceleration is the force Michael Phelps applies to them.

III.Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to Michael Phelps’ butterfly stroke.

hahah

[xboredguy]

the site has just uploaded a whole bunch o facts

[photo.ollie]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
Chuck Norris rules!

[forever.young]

Lol!!!


i liked 3,5, and 10 very clever

[`LANE]

my personal fave:
10.Every time you see a shooting star you are really watching Michael Phelps train in space.

[laughable]

7.Michael Phelps does not swim like dolphins; dolphins swim like Michael Phelps.

Hahaha!

[papiroflexia]

The "Maxim Hot 100 List" is just a copy of Michael Phelps’ address book.

When Michael Phelps swims with sharks it is the sharks that wear protective gear.

Sure Jesus walked on water, but Michael Phelps swims through land.

If you wrote an analogy about Michael Phelps it would have to say (Michael Phelps is to Michael Phelps, as Michael Phelps is to Michael Phelps) because nothing compares to Michael Phelps.

If you google Chuck N., you will find "Michael Phelps wannabe".

Newborn dolphins learn to swim by watching footage of Michael Phelps.

Poseidon is known as the ruler of the sea; the ruler of Poseidon is Michael Phelps.

LMAO(x

[chocopocky]

HAHAHA these are ridiculous. I love it!