A worker and the person at the cash register both said it was an amazing book, and I honestly cannot put this book down right now.
(Please don't turn this into a bashing thread/topic on racism. I'm just really enjoying this book and want to know if anyone else has read it, and if not, it's just a suggestion if you have a sense of humour)
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A Practical Guide to Racism tackles America’s tragic flaw from a new, illuminating perspective. As a world-renowned expert on ethnography, as well as phrenology and the rhythm method, C.H. Dalton is uniquely qualified to offer his perspective on this difficult topic.
The book is divided into nine chapters, one for each of the nine races: Whites, Blacks, Jews, Asians, Indians (and Injuns), Arabs, Gypsies, Hispanics, and Merpeople. In each chapter, Dalton provides a comprehensive and unapologetic handbook to the race in question, as well as a history of their oppression, and a guide to the stereotypes about them and their basis in fact.
In several helpful appendixes, Dalton examines, in turn, sexual races like Gays and Women, ancient races like Phoenicians and Doozers, and interracial dating. He also provides a handy guide to “The Good Ones” from each race, and their crania.
Finally, Dalton has compiled the first complete glossary of racial epithets, including a selection of his own suggestions for additional slurs. Like “Frazetta,” a slur for a rugged, muscled white person holding a battleaxe. (E.g., “Hey, look at that Frazetta standing triumphantly over the corpse of that Orc!”)
The book is divided into nine chapters, one for each of the nine races: Whites, Blacks, Jews, Asians, Indians (and Injuns), Arabs, Gypsies, Hispanics, and Merpeople. In each chapter, Dalton provides a comprehensive and unapologetic handbook to the race in question, as well as a history of their oppression, and a guide to the stereotypes about them and their basis in fact.
In several helpful appendixes, Dalton examines, in turn, sexual races like Gays and Women, ancient races like Phoenicians and Doozers, and interracial dating. He also provides a handy guide to “The Good Ones” from each race, and their crania.
Finally, Dalton has compiled the first complete glossary of racial epithets, including a selection of his own suggestions for additional slurs. Like “Frazetta,” a slur for a rugged, muscled white person holding a battleaxe. (E.g., “Hey, look at that Frazetta standing triumphantly over the corpse of that Orc!”)
I especially liked his take on interracial dating! (Mind you, this is all satire, so try not to take any offence.)
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Interracial Dating
Dating between the races is common, but not encouraged.
If you do plan to procreate interracially, I encourage you to laminate this chart and keep it in your wallet at all times.
White women ------------------------------------------------------------------ Black men
Black women ------------------------------------------------------------------ Black men
Jewish women ---------------------------------------------------------------- Jewish men
Quebecois women ------------------------------------------------------- Quebecois men
Asian women ------------------------------------------------------------------ Asian men
Mermaids ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mermen
Phoenician women ------------------------------------------------------ Phoenician men
Injun women ------------------------------------------------------------------ Injun men
Arab women ------------------------------------------------------------------- Arab men
Indian women ---------------------------------------------------------------- Indian men
Gypsy women ---------------------------------------------------------------- Gypsy men
Hispanic women ------------------------------------------------------------ Hispanic men
White men ------------------------------------------------------------------ Asian women
Black men ------------------------------------------------------------------ Asian women
Jewish men ----------------------------------------------------------------- Asian women
Quebecois men ------------------------------------------------------------ Asian women
Asian men ----------------------------------------------------------- Cartoon characters
Mermen --------------------------------------------------------------------- Asian women
Phoenician men --------------------------------------------------- Carthaginian women
Injun men ------------------------------------------------------------------ Asian women
Arab men ------------------------------------------------------------------- Asian women
Indian men ----------------------------------------------------------------- Asian women
Gypsy men --------------------------------------------------------- Anything that moves
Hispanic men -------------------------------------------------------------- American jobs
Dating between the races is common, but not encouraged.
If you do plan to procreate interracially, I encourage you to laminate this chart and keep it in your wallet at all times.
White women ------------------------------------------------------------------ Black men
Black women ------------------------------------------------------------------ Black men
Jewish women ---------------------------------------------------------------- Jewish men
Quebecois women ------------------------------------------------------- Quebecois men
Asian women ------------------------------------------------------------------ Asian men
Mermaids ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mermen
Phoenician women ------------------------------------------------------ Phoenician men
Injun women ------------------------------------------------------------------ Injun men
Arab women ------------------------------------------------------------------- Arab men
Indian women ---------------------------------------------------------------- Indian men
Gypsy women ---------------------------------------------------------------- Gypsy men
Hispanic women ------------------------------------------------------------ Hispanic men
White men ------------------------------------------------------------------ Asian women
Black men ------------------------------------------------------------------ Asian women
Jewish men ----------------------------------------------------------------- Asian women
Quebecois men ------------------------------------------------------------ Asian women
Asian men ----------------------------------------------------------- Cartoon characters
Mermen --------------------------------------------------------------------- Asian women
Phoenician men --------------------------------------------------- Carthaginian women
Injun men ------------------------------------------------------------------ Asian women
Arab men ------------------------------------------------------------------- Asian women
Indian men ----------------------------------------------------------------- Asian women
Gypsy men --------------------------------------------------------- Anything that moves
Hispanic men -------------------------------------------------------------- American jobs
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credit; PinkoMax
