[nabnab]

So what I'm trying to say is, I'm fat...

But I'm beautiful on the inside. Like a Ninja

How can I get a girlfriend?

[EHNerJI]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA. okay. wow XD
i thought the title was just.. bad english
but LOL. lose weight? (;
your ninja skills should win her over haha

[mintcracker]

not all ppl are super shallow
some ppl will like you after getting to know you better. But I suggest boosting your confidence. I don't know, pick up a sport or sth? Go to the gym??

[nabnab]

I've tried everything...I drink about 10 diet sodas a day.. They're not helping my diet!

[mintcracker]

^ are you fckn kidding me? You know diet colas are full of artificial crap? Artificial sweetners aren't going to do anything.

Exercise!! Do cardio, limit your food intake (doesn't mean you have to starve) just replace oily, fatty crap with veges, fruit and grains.


drink lots of water.

[[RingoStarx3]]

Depends if you want a good relationship or not.
Developing feelings takes paitence.
If you don't have paitence, then your just fooling your self.
Don't put out your looks or personality, it just shows that you feel somethings are more important then others.
People are both ugly and beautiful. Just wait untill it finds you. Don't try to hard, let it naturally fall into place.
Never fill your mind with "whats wrong" just bring out who you are and what you feel is "best" about you.

I SUGGEST YOU GO TO THE HEALTH & FITNESS THREAD
HONESTLY THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LOVE OR RELATIONSHIPS STOP SPAMMING.

[nabnab]

I used to do Yoga; but the last time I fell on this girl I liked and they kicked me out. (saying they can't provide the service I deserve)

I crushed my crush...

[HtyPotter]

Well done, dude. Well done.

[iAM_Vindicated]

hahahahahaha i like this thread

[x. S o R a]

I crushed my crush...

lmao. that made me laugh xDD
umm, play basketball everyday.
not only will you get thinner, but also taller
asian girls like good looking thin tall dudes who play basketball xp

[Chanellas]

LOL you couldn't crush me.
I bend but I don't break. =O

[nabnab]

lmao. that made me laugh xDD
umm, play basketball everyday.
not only will you get thinner, but also taller
asian girls like good looking thin tall dudes who play basketball xp

I'm so jealous of Yao Ming right now

LOL you couldn't crush me.
I bend but I don't break. =O

Try me.

I put on a red jump suit once to go jogging

The kids at the local elementary school started chanting "Kool-Aid! Koo-Aid!"

...so I sat on them... all of them...and when I left, they were crushed...literally.

[dsyxelic]

I think this is a play on my thread

"I crush on people too easily."

now this thread:

"I crush people too easily."

[azurette]

LOL hilarious... this is a joke right.
I'm the opposite of you.
Everyone always wants to lift me up to "see how light I weigh".
XP embarassing.

[nabnab]

I think this is a play on my thread

"I crush on people too easily."

now this thread:

"I crush people too easily."

No way man, I'm serious; at least girls are attracted to you; the closest thing I can get to that is my gravitational attraction due to my large mass

hmm...maybe I can get girls that way...

LOL hilarious... this is a joke right.
I'm the opposite of you.
Everyone always wants to lift me up to "see how light I weigh".
XP embarassing.

Embarassing? At least you've never been banned from a buffet for life!

Man I miss hometown...

[needlepeople]

I'm so jealous of Yao Ming right now



Try me.

I put on a red jump suit once to go jogging

The kids at the local elementary school started chanting "Kool-Aid! Koo-Aid!"

...so I sat on them... all of them...and when I left, they were crushed...literally.

This thread delivers

[masturyan]

Go on the Subway diet, except don't be like my friend and buy two foot longs and drench them with mayo packets.

Or, go for the fat chicks. They're always hungry so they give better h...

[nabnab]

Go on the Subway diet, except don't be like my friend and buy two foot longs and drench them with mayo packets.

Or, go for the fat chicks. They're always hungry so they give better h...

Dude I KNOW! They seriously give the best hamburgers. mmm

[jonogunn]

[sayuri43]

Depends if you want a good relationship or not.
Developing feelings takes paitence.
If you don't have paitence, then your just fooling your self.
Don't put out your looks or personality, it just shows that you feel somethings are more important then others.
People are both ugly and beautiful. Just wait untill it finds you. Don't try to hard, let it naturally fall into place.
Never fill your mind with "whats wrong" just bring out who you are and what you feel is "best" about you.

I SUGGEST YOU GO TO THE HEALTH & FITNESS THREAD
HONESTLY THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LOVE OR RELATIONSHIPS STOP SPAMMING.

dude, it has everything to do with love and relatinoships. he's asking how he can get a girlfriend.

if you're beautiful on the inside like a ninja, I wouldn't worry ;D