[photo.ollie]

Have you ever faked being ill so that you didn't have to go to school/work?
What did you do? What was your excuse? Tell us here!

-photo.ollie

[jaeka]

Did this lots last year at school, haha.
Usually it happened when I couldn't be bothered with the day ahead, so I blamed it on lady-problems. (:
Some teachers used to sit and quiz me for ages, others would be like "come back at dinner" and others would just ring my mum and say i'm coming home.

last year at school so i doubt they'll let me off easily!

[mAdNeSs~]

Migraine and fever. It's really easy for me to fall sick.
If i'm don't drink a certain amount of H2O, I get fever so its really for me to skip classes.

[najoong]

I've tried....but my mom still makes me go to school...or still makes me do the hell i need to do.
-___-

damn asian parents. LOL

[all_or_nothing]

^ haha same
they never work for me.
my mum said if i dont go school
then go work with her!
haha damn it,
and if i'm really sick, she tells
me to clean the house, so it will get better

[DAJUNG.]

I only resort to faking sickness if there's a good reason. Like a huge exam that I forgot to study for that day or something like that. I just say I have a horrible stomachache or fever. I can cry at will which helps too. Gets to my dad everytime hehe.

[Supremacy]

If ima cut school, ill bring a note the day i go back saying:
To whom it may concern:
-name- was absent for the past whatever number of days becasue of a personal family matter.

Sincerely,
then a forged signature


Teachers dont ask about what family matter is and if they ask, say its personal and you perfer not to tell it to them. lol

[sujinny]

Lol faked a stomachache and headache when I had to do the mile run for school. The gym teacher let me sit out

[BU_RP]

LOL ahaha no i'd never. im too scared to get caught.

i would always just skip class instead

[`amy]

Haaa, I was a master at this trick when I was little.
It always worked and I just stayed home and watch pokemon & power rangers all day.

But one time back in grade 8 when I faked sick because I didn't want to go to school and do a
presentation that day, my dad took my arse to the doctors. I thought I was going to be busted but
the doc was like ' you should go play sports do get rid of your *headaches*'. Then my dad
went bought some head pills for $20 that I don't even need. I ended up having to take one
or else I'd be busted.

[JambaJuice]

Hahaha, I did it once!
I had an important English paper to do worth half my grade.
My excuse was that I felt nauseated because some girl in
the bathroom was using hairspray and it gave me a headache. :]

Aha, I have really sensitive eyes so I went to the nurses to go clean them w/ water once.
Then she told me I had pink eye (which I didn't!) and told me to go home. There was a pink eye outbreak in school. -.-
I was thinking, 'Alright, whatever. You can't come back to school unless you get it treated or get a check up.'
I ended up not going to school for 3 days. Whooopdidoop!

[PDURRR]

say you have really bad diarrhea? hahahh

[mango-iee]

I try faking a sickness before....but my parents are strict and they have to make me go to school...even if I'm sick.
So yeah, try it once, and mission failed. Once I was really sick but they still make me go to school and I threw up everywhere @ school. xD

[photo.ollie]

Hahaha, I did it once!
I had an important English paper to do worth half my grade.
My excuse was that I felt nauseated because some girl in
the bathroom was using hairspray and it gave me a headache. :]

Aha, I have really sensitive eyes so I went to the nurses to go clean them w/ water once.
Then she told me I had pink eye (which I didn't!) and told me to go home. There was a pink eye outbreak in school. -.-
I was thinking, 'Alright, whatever. You can't come back to school unless you get it treated or get a check up.'
I ended up not going to school for 3 days. Whooopdidoop!

hahaha, sounds good. but were you english grades ok after it?

Haaa, I was a master at this trick when I was little.
It always worked and I just stayed home and watch pokemon & power rangers all day.

But one time back in grade 8 when I faked sick because I didn't want to go to school and do a
presentation that day, my dad took my arse to the doctors. I thought I was going to be busted but
the doc was like ' you should go play sports do get rid of your *headaches*'. Then my dad
went bought some head pills for $20 that I don't even need. I ended up having to take one
or else I'd be busted.

lmfao, crazy xD
keep 'em coming guys!

[JJ no Baka]

my bf had his ap testing on this certain day and it ended around noon. he decided to not go to class and text me telling me to leave. i went to the attendence office and said that i was sick. then i would call my "bf" and pretend he's my father and i had to let the lady talk to him to say that it was okay for me to leave school. after talking to my "dad", she was like.."is that your dad?" giving me this "wtf. no he isn't" look and i was like. ".yes.." and she let me leave. i was so scared that i got caught, but didnt.

[Courtknee]

I would just always say I have a really bad tummy ache.
Or I felt nauseous and had a headache :|

Lame D:

I did that once. Because I didn't want to go to Chinese class.
:/ My mom didnt believe me though. And I started crying. Lmfao. > <

[aznshorty]

never.

my mom would know if i'm faking, so i don't even bother.

and when i am sick, i still go to school cuz i'm afraid i'll miss assignments.

ik, how nerdy, right?

[MNLV27]

lol, i use to do it all the time...
whenever my mom is around and i didnt want to go to school i would wake up and say that i my stomache was hurting and that i felt like throwing up...and sometimes she would still try to get my to go to school but then i would jsut keep laying on her bed while shes trying to go back to sleep until she jsut gives up and says that i can stay home..lol..thats when i get up and go back to my bed and fall back to sleep...lol...then on the days when my mom isnt home, whenever i wake up and not feel like going to school i just go back to sleep and bring a note the next day to school..lol...

[pockystixx]

I do my fake cry ....and people would believe it. Or i'd be really really quiet
since I'm always loud =) then something's "wrong" and i would get sent home. HAH.

[lucky_moon]

I do it a lot when I was at school & once when I pretended that I'm sick, my Mom took me to the doctor & it happened that I was really sick & got an injection too