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#1 User is offline   whysobleu? 

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Posted 26 August 2008 - 12:24 AM

Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt.

I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her.

I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she
immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.

I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Sheila in Sheboygan

Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.
I hope this helps!
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 01:24 AM

lol he didnt answer the Q abt the husband...lol
this shows why we should trust women more tongue.gif
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 01:28 AM

LOLLL
awsome advice!.. -.-;;
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 01:57 AM

hahaha he didn't answer the question about the husband!!!!
women are more trusted...
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 02:22 AM

what the.... ???
i thought he would provide a ridiculous reply from his point of view as a man regarding the affair
instead he replied about the car?!
gosh!!


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Posted 26 August 2008 - 05:23 AM

lol.
Talk about selective vision.
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 05:49 AM

LOL!! So funny! XD Maybe he didn't think it was a big deal. LOL


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Posted 26 August 2008 - 06:19 AM

haha, this is funny , he doesnot think the husband prob is a big deal at all biggrin.gif

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Posted 26 August 2008 - 06:36 AM

*sigh*
men.
great advice, walter
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 08:13 AM

Lol................ Ohhhh, you, Walter.
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 08:50 AM

LOL-ing...that was cute and yea, she should check her car. Probably the battery is weak or sumthin.
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 09:01 AM

LOLOLOL XDD

so stupidly funny ahaha XP
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 09:26 AM

LMFAO! he didn't even care lolll

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Posted 26 August 2008 - 10:12 AM

LMFAO.
Good job Walter, good job.
Seriously, good job.
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 10:38 AM

rofl. Those were the best advice I've seen. xD

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Posted 26 August 2008 - 11:21 AM

HAHAHAHAHA. Pretty unexpected answer. Hilarious! smile.gif Thanks for sharing.
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 01:10 PM

Woooooooooooooooooooow lolll. mellow.gif
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 01:42 PM

LOL. that will definitely help her marriage problems ^^
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 01:46 PM

HAHA, he totally ignored the "real" question=P.
I wouldn't ask him for advice>___<
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 02:22 PM

LAUGHING MY john teshING ASS OFF! Holy crap! That is the best advice I ever read!
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