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#1 User is offline   MizzKrazie 

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Posted 26 August 2008 - 06:09 AM

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss
would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe
if I acted 'Crazy'he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny
noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that
the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days
off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,
'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and
recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me,
the Boss asked her, '..And where do you think
you're going?!'
(You're gonna love this...)
She said, 'I'm going home, too. You can't possibly
expect me to work in the dark!



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Posted 26 August 2008 - 07:28 AM

hahah! funny! i love blonde jokes.
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 08:47 AM

Haha, that was cute! Quick blonde.
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 08:47 AM

OMG....what a smart *cough*right*cough* blond. Erm, did she get to go home then?
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 09:30 AM

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO AHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

BLONDE JOKES JUST NEVER GETS OLD AHAHAHAH XDDDD!!
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 10:43 AM

rofl. I didn't expect the last line. x3

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Posted 26 August 2008 - 05:37 PM

LMAO LMAO!!! HAHA POOR BLONDE.
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Posted 29 August 2009 - 09:46 PM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUNNYYYY
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Posted 29 August 2009 - 11:46 PM

I have never heard of this one... I like it! Thanks for posting! I have a good laugh! hehehe laugh.gif
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Posted 30 August 2009 - 12:00 AM

HAHAHAH lol! This is epic. xD
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Posted 30 August 2009 - 07:37 AM

LOL!

Thanks for sharing (:

Didn't expect that last line >.<

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Posted 30 August 2009 - 10:37 AM

lol ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha !!!!!!!
what a stupid blonde !!!!
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Posted 30 August 2009 - 12:39 PM

LOL blonde jokes are so stupid but funny laugh.gif laugh.gif
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Posted 30 August 2009 - 06:18 PM

oh my gosh. how dim can you be?
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Posted 30 August 2009 - 06:31 PM

^LOL^!!! Very funny biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif Thanks for sharing ...
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Posted 30 August 2009 - 06:39 PM

Haha, that's so funny XD.
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Posted 31 August 2009 - 05:13 AM

LOL thats cute.
i love blonde jokes.
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Posted 31 August 2009 - 06:07 AM

So classic. I looove the last line rofl biggrin.gif

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Posted 31 August 2009 - 11:06 AM

HAHAHA, that's funny.
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Posted 31 August 2009 - 11:26 AM

Haha...wow.
What a witty blonde.
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