[Jangoon]

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:





1.He called everyone brother


2.He liked Gospel


3.He didn't get a fair trial





But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:


1.He went into His Father's business


2.He lived at home until he was 33


3.He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother


was sure He was God




But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:


1.He talked with His hands


2.He had wine with His meals


3.He used olive oil




But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:


1.He never cut His hair


2.He walked around barefoot all the time


3.He started a new religion




But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:


1.He was at peace with nature


2.He ate a lot of fish


3.He talked about the Great Spirit




But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:


1.He never got married


2.He was always telling stories


3.He loved green pastures




But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:


1.He fed a crowd at a


moment's notice when there was virtually no food


2.He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it


3.And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

[nubbie]

lol i liked the black one.

[bonbons]

hahahaha that was a good laugh

[rebt]

haha, nice proofs about Jesus

[lilaznkoori]

WOW THAT WAS INTERESTing heehhe so funny :]

[Atmosphere.]

HE CALLED EVERYONE BROTHER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oooh gospel, that's true o_________________o all italian people uses olive oil?
what....? i thought jesus didn't walk barefoot o__O;;

ATE A LOT OF FISH LOL!!!!!!! WTF!! and talked about the great spirit hahahahaha!!

irish people don't get married? uh? o_O LOL always telling stories hahaha! green pastures haahahahahaha!!

LOL the woman part was funny haahahaha!

but this is sort of like making fun of Jesus, please forgive us sins T__T

[mystified]

lolzz.. that was funny.. and interesting. thanks for sharing!

[dorkyxninja]

roflmao. The woman one was funny. ahaha

[WildSevenGirl]

Lolololol. xD
Had to get up 'cause there was still work to do.
ROFL.

[swt_blue_dragon]

lol that was quite interesting

[yg_bigbang]

This is pretty funny, but I'm also sure this would offend a lot of Christians.

[GOOMBA]

I laughed at the "He called everyone brother", cause hell, that was funny. But the rest was kind of...

Eh. Actually the woman one was funny too LOL