[rachellee39]

Rules:
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1. If you marry the rich obese ugly man you cannot divorce, you cannot have an affair, you cannot get her any kind of lipo or cosmetic surgery, and you must live together at all times.
2. If you marry the poor handsome man your household's gross annual income cannot exceed the USA's current poverty threshold of $21,027 at any point in your life.
3. If you marry the poor handsome man you cannot get a divorce, you cannot take any kind of donations or money from any source besides the $21,027 a year allotted to you for basic needs and survival.


Stats for Rich Obese Ugly Man
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- 10 billion dollars US in cash and assets! You will live a decadent life of absolute luxury and never have to work again!
- Mediocre personality match with you
- Obese
- Ugly


Stats for Poor Handsome Man
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- Smoking HOT! A perfect 10 in your eyes, it doesn't get any better than this!
- Perfect personality match with you
- No assets, poor credit
- Your household's gross annual income cannot, under any circumstances, exceed the USA's current poverty threshold of $21,027


choose wisely!

[zinque]

The thing is, do I love either of them?

[chifuni]

I choose the hot, poor guy. We can share the painful things - so they're only half as painful. And we can share the happy things, so we can have twice the happiness.

As long as I have him to help me get through the pain, OH BABY BABY

[mr. lovely]

i swear there's like 3405830495834095834095845 of these threads.

i'd choose whoever i love more. and if i love money at that point of my life, hello ugly obese man.

[KAITOU KID.]

hello ugly obese man.

hi!!!!









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[Aziraphale]

What part of "No Games" and the poll announcement did you not understand?