Jack's Bar and Grill
#3051
Posted 06 September 2008 - 09:13 AM
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water= Poop
Wine= Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of *bleep*.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
Into the last good bite I'll ever know

Live and eat on this day. Live and eat on this day.
#3052
Posted 06 September 2008 - 12:00 PM
#3053
Posted 10 September 2008 - 08:52 AM
#3054
Posted 10 September 2008 - 08:11 PM
*sits back & stretches out*
#3055
Posted 14 September 2008 - 11:22 PM
Malibu Rum and Pineapple juice DOES sound good right now, I'll have that too!
#3056
Posted 15 September 2008 - 12:04 PM
#3058
Posted 28 September 2008 - 01:54 AM
#3059
Posted 28 September 2008 - 10:51 AM
#3060
Posted 02 October 2008 - 05:36 PM
My girlfriend is stressing out about her courses and I can't cheer her up until Saturday because I have to work tomorrow and then drive my behind all the way to Montreal to get to her.
#3061
Posted 02 October 2008 - 06:55 PM
The things we do for girls... My girlfriend is taking 8 classes this semester because she wants to graduate on time come spring. So of course she's freaking out because the workload is freaking her out on top of all the other stuff she does.... and I'm busy with my things but trying to give her motivation and support..
I'll take my own social drink
Duy's Fish Tank
A 5 Gallon Fish Tank
2 Gallons of Ice
A 5th of Rum
A 5th of Gin
A 5th of Vodka
1 Gallon of Fruit Punch
1/2 Gallon of Pineapple
LOTS and LOTS of long straws..
*notes, for those of you who don't know what a "5th" is, that's pretty much 1/5th of a Gallon... or the bottle just about.*
Now... everyone gather round and lets get stupid. Cheers to who are there for their s/o's, whether it sucks or not.
#3062
Posted 03 October 2008 - 10:57 AM
#3063
Posted 03 October 2008 - 12:21 PM
lol here, have a beer, its on me =)
#3064
Posted 03 October 2008 - 12:31 PM
I need 151 because its my best friend's birthday party this weekend!
#3065
Posted 03 October 2008 - 01:10 PM
#3066
Posted 03 October 2008 - 01:15 PM
#3067
Posted 03 October 2008 - 01:21 PM
if there's a bevmo near you, look ask the guy if they have kubler
#3068
Posted 03 October 2008 - 01:24 PM
1.) How much is it?
2.) Is it any good? Taste? Flavor?
#3069
Posted 03 October 2008 - 01:48 PM
2.) Is it any good? Taste? Flavor?
1. $50 for a 1 liter bottle
2. tastes sorta like licorice. might taste some minty/herbs in it too
FYI, you should google up some background info on absinthe. wouldn't want to throw you in the fire without u knowing what it can possibly do.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absinthe
#3070
Posted 05 October 2008 - 06:35 PM
And pass me up a Jack and Coke, followed by one bourbon, one scotch one beeeeeer~!
its an army thing






















