[elonniophobia]

Oprah Winfrey virus:
ur 200mb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80mb n then slowly expands back to 200mb.

AT&T virus:
every 3 minutes it tells u wht gr8 service u r getting.

MCI virus:
every 3 minutes it reminds u tht u’r paying too much 4 the AT&T virus.

Politically Correct virus:
never calls itself a “virus”, but instead refers to itself as an “electronic microorganism”.

Ross Perot virus:
activates every component in ur system, just b4 the whole damn thing quits.

Arnold Schwarzenegger virus:
terminates n stays resident. It’ll b back.

Dan Quayle virus:
prevents ur system from spawning any child process without joining into binary network.

Government Economist virus:
nothing works, but all ur diagnostic software says everyting is fine.

Federal Bureaucrat virus:
divides ur hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of ur computer.

Gallup virus:
60% of the PCs infected will lose 38% of their data 14% of the time, plus or minus a 3.5% margin of error.

Texas virus:
makes sure that it’s bigger than any other file.

Congressional virus:
the computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.

Airline virus:
u’r in dallas, but ur data is in s’pore.

Freudian virus:
ur computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.

Ollie North virus:
causes ur printer to become paper shredder.

Nike virus:
just do it.

Sears virus:
ur data won’t appear unless u buy new cables, power supply n a set of shocks.

Congressional virus #2:
runs every programme on the hard drive simultaneously, but doesn’t allow the user to accomplish anything.

Star Trek virus:
invades ur system in places where no virus has gone b4.

Healthcare virus:
tests ur system for a day, finds nothing wrong n sends u a bill 4 $4500.

George Bush virus:
it starts by boldly stating, “Read my documents…no new files!” on the screen. It proceeds to fill up all the free space on u hard drive with new files, and then blames it on the congressional virus.

LAPD virus:
it claims it feels threatened by the order files in ur PC n erases them in “self defense”.

[GOOMBA]

Haha, I like the AT&T one : )

[joychin89]

I like the oprah,arnold,government and star trek LOL

[justiiine]

nyahahahah~
AT&T!! lol ((:

[RaxyFTL]

Healthcare virus:
tests ur system for a day, finds nothing wrong n sends u a bill 4 $4500.

ROFL!!

[yuiyean]

Hikhik...some are really funny but mostly I just don't get.

[~koe*no*sainou~]

Did you make these up yourself? Some are clever, but the grammar and spelling and such are really horrendous...

[imready]

cute
but i dont get how Nike is a virus...
some are smart though

[leaves]

LOL.. I didn't really get some of them o__x
They're not really funny are they? LOL!

[mAdNeSs~]

I didn't really get most of it but the healthcare system virus was a good one.

[Atmosphere.]

AT&T VIRUS LOL!!! omg that would be so freaking annoying if that ever happened. this joke reminds me of the advertisement ad for condoms lols!
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus LOL terminates and stays resident, it will be back hahahaha! "i'll be back" his motto ROFL!
Star Trek virus wow that's pretty creepy but funny cause that's their motto, invades many places where no people has gone before LOL
Healthcare virus wow I need something like that hahahahah!! XDD wait.. sends you a bill for $4,500?!?!?! nevermind, i thought it meant you'll get money from them, but YOU HAVE TO PAY THAT AMOUNT IF NOTHING IS WRONG lololol that's funny cause that's true, even for the smallest thing, they pay you that amount like that one time by getting what prescription of medicine to get for sickness, my boyfriend had to pay freaking $200 -0-;; tell me about, that's a lot of money just to get a freaking prescription, it's not like they fixed his body for him, IT'S JUST A MEDICINE NAME. FREAKING TYLENOL WHERE EVERYONE KNOWS!! -0-;; this is what happens when you can't afford a health insurance for now <__<;;

[mango-iee]

I love the AT&T & George Bush & Healthcare & Arnold virus.
ROLF. Most of these made my days. =P

[elonniophobia]

Did you make these up yourself? Some are clever, but the grammar and spelling and such are really horrendous...

i got these from a magazine...sorry for the grammatical and spelling error...i didn't really understand some of them though...hahahaha...but i just love it

[vip_gd]

the oprah virus's pretty funny.
fluctuates every so often

[gisbiz]

AT&T virus:
every 3 minutes it tells u wht gr8 service u r getting.

Arnold Schwarzenegger virus:
terminates n stays resident. It’ll b back.

Texas virus:
makes sure that it’s bigger than any other file.

Star Trek virus:
invades ur system in places where no virus has gone b4.

Healthcare virus:
tests ur system for a day, finds nothing wrong n sends u a bill 4 $4500.

George Bush virus:
it starts by boldly stating, “Read my documents…no new files!” on the screen. It proceeds to fill up all the free space on u hard drive with new files, and then blames it on the congressional virus.

LAPD virus:
it claims it feels threatened by the order files in ur PC n erases them in “self defense”.

LOL

[HappyMaterial]

LOL,
I like the healthcare virus. xD