[toffys191]

I got detention for kicking my friend in the balls in 7th grade
we both got detention

[agenth]

- because i washed my hands in the wrong bathroom.
- because I argued all the time with this annoying girl, who provoked me

[missteee]

In primary school i got in detention just for not sitting still " i had to write lines T_T

[Danniel]

our school doesn't do detentions, but i was "penalized" (you take a slip and have it signed by your parents and then given back to the teacher.) for laughing in the chem. lab.

[curiouscao]

I droped some lead on lap , so i was looking down and picking it back up

Then i got yelled at for not looking at the borad and paying attention

= Detention

[iwanabiggal0lly]

I went to detention because I told the lunch lady to keep the change.

like, wtf?

ROFL.

I was hanging with my friends during recess and some kid (D) kicked the ball on the roof. Teacher said it was me who did it and made me confess. I kept telling her it wasn't me annd that it was D who did it, but teacher told me I should not lie or frame other people. She wouldnt let me leave until i said i did it. SO i said I did it so i could leave, but then she gave detention. then later my friends told that retarded teacher that it was D who kicked it, not me. and that frekin retarded beezey said "then why did he say he did it?" WTF. That happened when I was 8, still pisses me off. HOPE SHES DEAD! If i went back in time, id tell her to f herself and pee in her coffee.

[2MY]

The most unfair reason was, i didn't sit down in my seat when the bell rung ):
JUST BECAUSE I DIDN'T SIT DOWN! ): lol

[xxdis0riental]

Slightly off, but I got suspended from my English class for three days because I (what the teacher thought) rolled my eyes to the teacher. I hope she's on a slow boat to hell. No, I'm kidding, but she's a moron.

[SaraKang]

this isn't ridiculous, but;
-i was tardy to school 8 times
-i tried to ditch with my friend but got caught
-for 'running in the hall'
-for smacking this guy on tha head in english (that was last week)
hehe

[doll face]

my algebra teacher made me and 3 other kids stay after class because we didn't separate into two groups fast enough. wth.
because she didn't remind us but remembered 3 DAYS LATER, we all got dentetions. =____=;
two of the boys in our group had their parents switch them out of class into a new one, so me and my this other girl didn't have to go to the detention because it wasn't really our fault.
apparently, it was the boys' fault.

lololol. wth. teachers are ALWAYS crazy

[ChoKitty]

My stupidest detention was for smiling. I was in gym class in junior high, and my badminton partner said something funny to me as we were making our way to the court. I smiled. The gym teacher, who was upset with another team for not listening, saw me smiling and told me that I could go run laps for it, and then gave me a 7 o'clock. (Our detentions were served in the morning, before school.)

[hellotiffy]

i've never had detention!

...but i've done a lot of things that would have deserved it.

[iHeartYunHo]

I remember in elementary school, the WHOLE class got a detention during gym because someone was whistling repeatedly and the teacher got annoyed. She asked who it was but nobody answered so we had to stay inside during recess for a week, and we had to line up and sit against the wall. I whispered to my friend this is pointless and isn't fair for us, the teacher walked by and was like "NO TALKING! What did she say?!" and my friend really ratted me out and told the teacher what I said. She exploded at me, gosh.

[coolcoke.]

In 8th grade I went to detention with like 5 other guys and 2 other girls, bcos they assumed we were in a 'gang' since we were all wearing all white =___= I was like sdlkfjsdflksdf WTHECKK are you going to punish me just because I'm standing next to a bunch of people in white clothing? This is not right. So yeah we all were sent to the principle's office, and later detention. I am not apart of a gang dammit.

[crashandburn]

Today i got detention in maths for making a paperclip chain
I dislike my maths teacher.

[Hakiri]

For tapping my foot T____T

[drinktea]

I remembering getting detention once because a slight portion of my blouse wasn't tucked into my skirt. What the heck?

[WildSevenGirl]

Oh I'm not sure if this counts or not.

My favorite freshman was going to gym and then he had his headphones around his neck. One of the coaches goes up to him and is like, "Gimme your ipod."

FF=Why? I did nothing wrong. o-o.
Coach=That's one referral. [Referral to the dean. .]
FF=....... [Thinking: wtf?] *gives iPod* but I did nothing wrong.
Coach=That's another referral.
FF=.... WHAT DID I DO WRONG?
Coach=That's another. *leaves.*

FF=*comes into Chinese class, uber pissed off.* *tells us everything that happened.*
Me=... . Go to the dean and tell him everything. Just go.

So he comes back during lion dance practice and tells me how he told the dean what happened. Dean was like, "You gotta find the coach and get your iPod back." And then he practically YELLS at the dean [Lol! I love that kid] his story all over again and teh dean finally gets the coach back and there we go.

I was so pissed when he told me what happened. . I was like WTF. I even offered to go help him do the aldsfjdsalfkj if he wanted. >_> But he was like nah.

[kyaaax3]

I got detention for going to school tardy. My school was being a total jerk and gave out detentions to people who arrived to school late without an excused pass for a week or a month or something (it was temporary). Anyway, this happened almost 8 years ago in middle school so whatever. =P

[Danni3]

the school nurse lost my doctor's form (50$ doctor's visit) and i had to scream at the assistant principal that i actually handed in my form... I mean i went to get it signed on my effing birthday :[ he took away the detention but called my parents saying i have anger problems

strangely she found the form the next day D: wtf?