I hope this wasn't posted here before....
A panda bear walked into a restaurant and ordered a sandwich. When he received the sandwich, he ate it and then took out a gun, shot a hole in the ceiling, and left the restaurant.
A policeman caught up with the panda and told him he had broken the law. The panda bear told the policeman that he was innocent, and, if he didn't believe him, to look in the dictionary. The policeman got a dictionary and looked up panda bear.
The entry read, "Panda bear: eats shoots and leaves."
Panda Bear at a restaurant
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Posted 02 October 2008 - 12:45 PM
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Posted 02 October 2008 - 12:50 PM
Hahaha, that is pretty cute.
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Posted 02 October 2008 - 01:16 PM
LOL. i was a little stumped when it said he pulled out a gun and shot the ceiling. cute joke. 
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Posted 02 October 2008 - 02:52 PM
lolol!! that's great =D pretty clever imo haha
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Posted 02 October 2008 - 06:34 PM
LOL! That's really cute. ^^
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Posted 02 October 2008 - 06:38 PM
LOL yep repost.
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Posted 04 October 2008 - 10:28 PM
There was a book based off of that exact same line.
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Posted 04 October 2008 - 11:13 PM
lol that was funny. good one
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Posted 05 October 2008 - 06:31 AM
HAHAHA. that's .. very ..
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Posted 05 October 2008 - 09:13 AM
LOL. hahahaha. that was cutee .
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Posted 05 October 2008 - 09:48 AM
That was pretty cute and funny lol.
Panda bears xD
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Posted 05 October 2008 - 10:01 AM
Lol, that was cute xD
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Posted 05 October 2008 - 10:46 AM
lol, where'd you get this from? xD
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Posted 05 October 2008 - 11:03 AM
rofl. what a cute joke xDDD
but, it's true (: haha
but, it's true (: haha
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Posted 05 October 2008 - 01:39 PM
that was ADORABLE.
i'm totally stealing it.
i'm totally stealing it.
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Posted 05 October 2008 - 02:10 PM
Ahaha!
That's pretty cute!
That's pretty cute!
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