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#1 User is offline   piano_idiot 

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Post icon  Posted 03 October 2008 - 01:00 AM

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests.

The last test had left his system upset.

For hours he made several false-alarm trips to the bathroom.

Finally giving up on going, he decided his latest urge to go to the bathroom was just another false alarm, so he stayed put.

He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea! crazy.gif

He was SOOOO embarrassed!

Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

As luck would have it, a drunk was walking by the hospital.


Suddenly, the sheets landed on him! He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms wildly, which left the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a security guard who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked,

"What in the world was that all about?"

Still staring down, the drunk replied:

"I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost!" blink.gif

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 01:16 AM

lol it took me a while to get it (;
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 02:01 AM

hahaha it's funny !! ^^ thanks for sharing ^^
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 05:36 AM

crap .. ghost
haha. funny.
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 06:46 AM

LOL That was funny.
Took me a while to get it but it was funny. laugh.gif
Thanks for sharing~ ;]


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Posted 03 October 2008 - 06:58 AM

LOL! It actually makes sense. XD


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Posted 03 October 2008 - 07:10 AM

hahahaha funny!
but took me a while to get it though. . .
thanks for sharing!
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 11:36 AM

.....okay....not very funny though.
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 11:48 AM

roflmao. That's funny. xD
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 01:29 PM

ROFLROFLROFL. lmaoooooo!
The drunk will always be a drunk :]
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 02:40 PM

LMFAO
the guy in the hospital was totally random

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 02:44 PM

ahahhahah what the?>! hahahha crazy!! wow. thats a good line for that situation
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:06 PM

hahahaha i had a slow reaction time. lol
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:31 PM

QUOTE (justiiine @ Oct 3 2008, 05:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol it took me a while to get it (;
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:37 PM

Oh man..I could totally see that happening on film. Where the audience knows it's crap falling on him and the drunk freakin' out to him saying "I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost" to the cop ahahahaah.
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:55 PM


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHS !!!!
DRUNKIE. hahahahs XD

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 06:27 PM

Lol drunks are funny!
i'd like to hang with that guy!

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 07:29 PM

HAHAHA. i love puns. good one.
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 07:46 PM

HAHA took me awhile to get that one though D:
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 08:58 PM

hahaha. crap. ghost. that was funny. haha. laugh.gif
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