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#1 User is offline   piano_idiot 

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 01:07 AM

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In vet medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students . The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 01:09 AM

Yeah it's a repost but it's still funny.
Poor students.
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 12:37 PM

this actually happened. except it was a rash not a dead cow.
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:11 PM

i think this was posted b4, but it's still funny^^
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 05:54 PM


OMO. ROFLSS. observation! HAHAHAS.
omo, i had the same thing.. about observation.. but not that nasty.
the teach just ate what seem to be a candle.. o__o xD hahash.

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Posted 04 October 2008 - 12:59 AM

I read this long time ago but i still pity those student.LOL
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Posted 04 October 2008 - 03:29 PM

I remember reading similiar joke.Exept it was pee.
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Posted 04 October 2008 - 03:44 PM

Eeeeek! O_O
Poor students. OMG, that's so gross...

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Posted 04 October 2008 - 03:46 PM

it has been posted before but instead a jar or urine (:

its still funny tho
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Posted 04 October 2008 - 03:50 PM

LOL. eww. >___< ; they should pay better attention. LMFAOS.
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Posted 04 October 2008 - 03:55 PM

O____O EWW!! i feel so bad for the students...oh my goodness... sad.gif
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