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#1 User is offline   piano_idiot 

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 01:14 AM

A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks on the front door. A really tough-looking lady opens the door. Before she can say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.


He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner doesn't do wonders cleaning this up, I'll eat every chunk of it."

She turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on that?"

The salesman says, "Why do you ask?"

She says, "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 01:52 AM

nyaha~ too bad for him ((:
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 02:16 PM

Haha, I find that quite cute. He got pwned. :3
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:10 PM

lmao!!poor guy. he shouldnt have said that.lol
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:12 PM

AHAHAHHA AWHHH! POOR SALESMAN XD
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 05:53 PM

O-lo.
At first I don't get it...then....''OH'' haha.
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 07:11 PM

Ahaha, poor man.
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Posted 04 October 2008 - 12:47 AM

Poor salesman....he is just trying to make a living..


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Posted 04 October 2008 - 07:17 AM

wouldn't her house be really dark then?
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Posted 04 October 2008 - 07:34 AM

hhahahaaa... poor dude.
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Posted 04 October 2008 - 08:17 AM

Haha...good idea, bad timing. I'll join him on the floor.
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Posted 04 October 2008 - 03:28 PM

Suck to be him.
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Posted 04 October 2008 - 03:33 PM

LMFAO! looooser. tongue.gif haha. should`ve never said that . xD
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