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70 Yr Old Checkup

#1 User is offline   piano_idiot 

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 01:17 AM

A 70 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."

The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle." "And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No".

The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"

"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man.

"Someone else must have shot that bear."

"That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 01:21 AM

i dont get it huh.gif explain please?

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 01:25 AM

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I think it means that it was impossible for him to make his bride pregnant since he's so old so the doctor was hinting that his wife must be cheating on him
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 05:11 AM

QUOTE (joychin89 @ Oct 3 2008, 05:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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I think it means that it was impossible for him to make his bride pregnant since he's so old so the doctor was hinting that his wife must be cheating on him


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Posted 03 October 2008 - 05:08 PM

QUOTE (joychin89 @ Oct 3 2008, 05:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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I think it means that it was impossible for him to make his bride pregnant since he's so old so the doctor was hinting that his wife must be cheating on him



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