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#1 User is offline   alyssaa 

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Post icon  Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:21 AM

what the worse pick up line you've ever used or someone has used on you? laugh.gif
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#2 User is offline   ShadowMax76 

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:25 AM

worst i've used...

"you look familiar..."

"hm?"

"i know a girl that looks like you."

"....uh huh... what was her name?"






"................. i don't know. ... :] "

" ah k........ well. this is my stop *we were on the train* "



-sigh- not dramatically comedy. but hey. :3
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:49 AM

OMG another thread like this?? I swear I've seen a post like this not too long before, use the forum search button please. <----That's the worst pickup line.
YOUR SO SLOW....

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE THE FASTEST SPERM!!!
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 05:23 AM

^ Wait, so are you being serious?

Sorry if I post here but I wasn't supposed to. :x

Buuuut, I must share: there was this guy who said things like 'I can see you'... and had very stalker-ish words... it was... concerning... I knew he was joking, but still. : \
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 11:43 AM

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OMG another thread like this?? I swear I've seen a post like this not too long before, use the forum search button please. <----That's the worst pickup line.


jeez. relax.
she/he probably didnt know
besides, the search button probably doesnt work
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:58 PM

thanks. lol. i try

xDDDD
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 06:13 PM

this one time I was on the train and a random girl was like "hey you look like Kwon Sang Woo"......... lame

another time a girl said to me "are you a model or something?"

like wtf even...............???


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Posted 03 October 2008 - 06:16 PM

QUOTE (ShadowMax76 @ Oct 3 2008, 06:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"you look familiar..."

"hm?"

"i know a girl that looks like you."

"....uh huh... what was her name?"


that's a pick up line ? ph34r.gif
i never knew o___o
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 07:03 PM

QUOTE (MrFlower @ Oct 4 2008, 12:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
this one time I was on the train and a random girl was like "hey you look like Kwon Sang Woo"......... lame

another time a girl said to me "are you a model or something?"

like wtf even...............???


lies. D: Liiieess.....
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 07:06 PM

Hey baby did you just fart?
Because you blew me away.
cambodian, and chinese.

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 07:45 PM

"Hey, little asian girl"

Have you seen the movie >>insert name<<?

You do?

--- I just lied to him, and replied yes---

Well, she look like you.


Okay?
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 08:26 PM

hahaha...well i thought this was pretty lame:

"so where are you from? seeing anyone?"

"uh, im from PA."

"....where is that??"

look on a map homie! should have learned that in middle school!!
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Posted 04 October 2008 - 07:36 PM

"are you wearing space pants? because your butt is out of this world!"

"i'm imagining you in a japanese school uniform right now and it's turning me on" < that was terribly awkward.
I'm breaking my back but it's all good.
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Posted 04 October 2008 - 07:54 PM

"Do you have cingular? 'Cause you're raising my bar."

It was a dare for some guy, but I totally had no idea it was coming.
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Posted 04 October 2008 - 09:01 PM

QUOTE (michilatte @ Oct 5 2008, 02:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"i'm imagining you in a japanese school uniform right now and it's turning me on" < that was terribly awkward.

lmfao
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Posted 04 October 2008 - 09:04 PM

"hi I forgot my name.. can i have yours?"
LOL
so ghey

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Posted 04 October 2008 - 09:18 PM

yo i swear this was from the 80s. i totally bursted out laughing leaving no place for the guy to hide. he was like 'heaven must be missing a angel because you're here next to me'

i swear to god i heard this line from some old tv show... possibly even before i was born LOL
how will you grow old and mature if you arent young and wild!!

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Posted 04 October 2008 - 09:21 PM

"... we'd make pretty babies."

and

"I'm sorry, were you talking to me?

"No."

"Well then, please start. "

=__= freak lol.
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Posted 04 October 2008 - 11:21 PM

"Hi, I'm Justin. Justincredible."

LMFAO I read that from a mag.
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Posted 04 October 2008 - 11:29 PM

saw this on a guys shirt:

I lost my virginity, Can I have yours?

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people were giving him funny looks. LOL


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