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Know Your Apples and some other jokes :P

#1 User is offline   catheezy 

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Posted 11 October 2008 - 10:21 AM

Sorry if it's a repost!! D: Enjoy though ^^

Know Your Apples

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Church elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and put it on the apple tray...
'Take only ONE. God is watching.' Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'

Bad News

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

100 Dollars

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.


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Posted 11 October 2008 - 11:23 AM

laugh.gif Aww, the first one is cute. The second one crazy.gif what a horrible doctor.
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Posted 11 October 2008 - 11:29 AM

yay for more cookies!! :3
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Posted 11 October 2008 - 01:36 PM

Hahaha. laugh.gif


The apple one was cute. smile.gif


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Posted 11 October 2008 - 01:37 PM

laugh.gif Oh they're so cute! Thanks for sharing!!
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Posted 11 October 2008 - 02:27 PM

Lol. I loved the apple one. Take all you want god is watching the apples
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Posted 11 October 2008 - 04:49 PM

The bad news one was tragic


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Posted 11 October 2008 - 05:51 PM

LOL! I like the first one. xDD
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Posted 11 October 2008 - 06:07 PM

first one was funnny . LOOL. the second one = tragic D:< . .__. that doctor is .. T___T ; .
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Posted 11 October 2008 - 06:46 PM

awww that first one was cute! second one was funny! third one was silly! but funny also!
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Posted 11 October 2008 - 06:48 PM

nyaha~ the first one was nice. MORE COOKIEEES biggrin.gif
what an irresponsible doctor! lol
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Posted 11 October 2008 - 08:09 PM

I like the first one.
That kid is smart.
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Posted 11 October 2008 - 10:21 PM

The second one's tragic, the third? LOL!
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 05:03 AM

omg, the second and third one is funny.
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 07:00 AM

Awww the first one is cute ^^
The second one O_O, poor guy...
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 09:20 AM

lmfao
loved the second joke!!
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 11:15 AM

Aw, these were cute! Although the second one was sadly drastic.. poor guy! :x

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 02:05 PM

I've heard the first 2 before. 3rd one...hakhak..
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 06:53 PM

I heard the second one before.
The first and third ones are so cute.
Thanks for sharing!!
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 06:58 PM

Apples: hehe smart cheeky kid
Doctor: -___- poor guy!!
100 Dollars: lol funny
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