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#1 User is offline   joychin89 

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Posted 11 October 2008 - 09:09 PM

A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun.

"Now listen carefully," he told the homeowner, "I'm going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his, uh, sensitive area, and when the gorilla instinctivly crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap the handcuffs on"

"Ok, got it." the homeowner replied. "But whats that shotgun for?"

"If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla," the man said, "shoot the Chihuahua."

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Posted 11 October 2008 - 11:36 PM

LOL. omg. i feel so stupid. i took so long to get it. >_<
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Posted 11 October 2008 - 11:47 PM

Lol was the Chihuahua going to bite his manhood? If so then hahaha. If not, I need clarification.
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Posted 11 October 2008 - 11:59 PM

^Haha yeah something like that! LOL
Poor chihuahua~ And it made me laugh when it said "Trained" chihuahua for some reason xD
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 12:09 AM

QUOTE (Daaarian @ Oct 12 2008, 12:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lol was the Chihuahua going to bite his manhood? If so then hahaha. If not, I need clarification.


LOL i didn't get the joke until i read this comment and reread the entire thing.

hahha that's funny

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Posted 12 October 2008 - 01:01 AM

Hahahahahaha, cuteeee.
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 10:09 AM

lmao! NOO Poor chihuahua tears.gif
But if he's guna bite his manhood then betta shoot it (:

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Posted 12 October 2008 - 11:01 AM

LMAO!! HHAHA

i guess the chihuahua was never trained well enough.
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 08:41 PM

Poor chihuahua. They need a better gorilla removing method lolol

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Posted 12 October 2008 - 11:16 PM

Wtf... mellow.gif what a retarded joke
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Posted 19 October 2008 - 06:39 AM

haha poor chihuahua if that does happen! ((:
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Posted 19 October 2008 - 01:31 PM

LMAOO
i had to read the comments cuz i didn`t get it at 1st xD
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Posted 19 October 2008 - 04:04 PM

I don’t know is this because I’m sleepy or what
but this CRACKS THE HELL OUT OF ME XD
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