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A MAN was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

One black hearse was followed by a second black hearse only 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit bull terrier on a leash.

Behind him was a queue of about 200 men or more walking in single
file. The man couldn't stand the curiosity so he respectfully approached the man walking the dog.

"I am so sorry for your loss, and I know this is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.Whose funeral is it ?"

The man replied "Well, that first hearse is my wife ".

"What happened to her?"

The man replied "My dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The man answered: "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line."

[joychin89]

Hahaha! Looks at the number of people who hates their wife and mother in law

[sourelectric]

ahah thats funny
nice joke

[secretwishess]

I had to read that like 2 times x:

but than LOL.

[repeat_on_echo]

Ahahahhha ohmy, how horrible!