Who is Jack Schitt? The Lineage Revealed.
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt". Now, You can handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.
Do Y O U Know Jack Schitt? Rofl. Must read.
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 07:09 PM
hahahaha I LOVE that! I laughed so much I cried! omg that was HILARIOUS!
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 07:09 PM
Very witty.
hahahahahahaha!
hahahahahahaha!
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 07:20 PM
hahaha that's pretty funny^^
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 07:23 PM
LOL IMMA TRY TO REMBER THAT!
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Posted 15 October 2008 - 06:55 AM
lol that was interesting. im sure its only funny on paper though... if someone actually tried to come back at me with this reply i'd slap them silly. 
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Cause I'm gonna burn one down.
Cause I'm gonna burn one down.
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Posted 15 October 2008 - 07:26 AM
haha! God!! Beautiful names! XD XD XD
good one!
good one!
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Posted 15 October 2008 - 11:22 AM
LOL that was funny
interesting names haha
interesting names haha
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Posted 15 October 2008 - 12:31 PM
xD omg.. lolz that story just made my day... jack schitt
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Posted 15 October 2008 - 06:35 PM
WOW. Lmao.
A cowardly son, Chicken Schitt.
That was so awesome.
A cowardly son, Chicken Schitt.
That was so awesome.
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Posted 15 October 2008 - 07:18 PM
There was another joke about something to do with shi.t as well.
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Posted 15 October 2008 - 07:22 PM
omg, what the heck. LMAO. This is HILARIOUS. =DD
I know Jack Schitt -.-V
I know Jack Schitt -.-V
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Posted 15 October 2008 - 07:57 PM
Hahahahah, Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Too bad it's too long to remember rofl, I'd tell someone this. x)
Too bad it's too long to remember rofl, I'd tell someone this. x)
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Posted 15 October 2008 - 08:02 PM
HAHAH that was awesome
that made my day ^^
that made my day ^^
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Posted 15 October 2008 - 10:34 PM
AHAHA THIS IS HILLARIOUS slkdfjlsk XDDDDD
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Posted 15 October 2008 - 11:10 PM
LOL, I've heard this before but it never gets old
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Posted 16 October 2008 - 02:24 AM
ROFLMAO 
nice!
you're Fulla Schitt aren't you? XDD kidding
nice!you're Fulla Schitt aren't you? XDD kidding
