[Annabear]

I was at the beach with my sister just absorbing all sorts of skin cancer today.

Next to us were 3 girls, one was saying how she read somewhere that the population was becoming dumber due to uneducated people having more kids.

This made me prop up a bit so I could hear the reason as to why or how this was apparently happening. Apparently uneducated people are more likely to have more kids cos they dont really factor in the fact wether they could afford to bring another child into the world, while the educated ones really sit down and think long and hard about it. Therefore the offspring of the uneducated will soon over populate the world thus making the population dumber.

[NASRI22]

not a convo i heard but our new lecturer overheard when coming.

lecturer walked passed to open the door and hears my friend going "yeh there is this prostitute whose going to court for penetrating a man". lecturer said "i wont ask!"
haha hilarious

[kiki]

O____O
some girl was talking about some weird culture.
when husbands leave, they'd sew up the wife's you know.

I felt so disturbed the whole day. haha.
I wish I didn't hear that.

[NASRI22]

O____O
some girl was talking about some weird culture.
when husbands leave, they'd sew up the wife's you know.

I felt so disturbed the whole day. haha.
I wish I didn't hear that.

i heard about that too. i think it was some place in the middle east. to remove the "pleasure" from their lives or some crap. i've heard so many other disturbing conversations.

[robotomy]

I went to say hi to my friend and when I went to him, he was talking about pickle juice.. apparently it's really good to drink for your stomach.

[CitrusFlower]

I heard two girls talking about stalking a guy she liked alot

[suppaazn]

when i was in a shoe store with my mom and sister...
i overheard a little kid who is like ten, telling his mom that he wants the
MICHAEL JACKSON shoes he was holding in his hands. hahaha
he kept on saying michael jackson until his mom was like "honey, it's not michael jackson,
it's michael jordan." hahahahaha

[kimmiexx]

When I was on the bus the other day this Caucasian teen was talking to his two friends (one Asian the other Middle Eastern) about some guy with Asian-styled hair. He was saying how it was two-toned and like the spike tips were black. Then he goes "his hair is SO CLOUD" I almost burst into laughter. Then to add to it, his Middle Eastern friend says "What's cloud?" The Caucasian guy says "you know? the stuff in the sky" and his Asian friend is like "no no .. its like this Asian video game character" next thing they do is start arguing about who plays video games because its apparently "uncool" and nerdy. They got really defensive about the whole who plays video games thing. O__O
I was very amused ^o^

[Ramen-C]

My friend over herd a convo with these from a school nearby. One girl was telling her friends about another friend of theirs. She was saying how the other girl is a lesbian and she was afriad that her "lesbian" friend might hit on her. =_=

Another conversation when these 2 bogans were talking about the age limits of girls:
"It's half your age plus 7" O_o I think.

[mAdNeSs~]

There's this conversation that I remember.
It amuses me.
There were a group of Caucasian teenage girls and one of them was saying 'he said he loves me'.
Then all the other girls went 'oh my god!' and 'What did you say?' etc.
The girl then said she didn't know what to say so she kept quiet.
Haha
Then I saw them in the train again after a few weeks.
Apparently she told him she loves him back.

[abviolinplayer]

reminds me of this one site....http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/
funny stuff. I can't remember any particular conversation I've overheard, but people say the most interesting things sometimes...haha

[rectitude*]

We were at Six Flags and I overheard this lady saying to probably her friend
that every time she was on a rollercoaster,
all she kept thinking was "I'm going to die"
then she was like "And that's not good at all."
I thought it was funny because why would you think that while you're going on a rollercoaster.

[ketchup?]

I was walking up the stairs at school and these two girls were up ahead of me a couple of steps. Since my school is really crowded, they were really holding up the whole stairway. Then one of the girl turns to the other one and says, "Oh my gosh Ashley!!! Walk faster! I'm more pregnant than you right now and I'm still faster than you! THINK OF YOUR CHILD!!"

I was like

[OLlama]

"so u accidentally got her pregnant? now wut?"

[XIAHT!C]

Hmmm... let's think. I realized I don't really listen to much of other people's conversations XD

I remember I heard one today and I just looked at my friend like "What the freak..." but I can't remember what they said! T_T

[Nine]

English class, it was about prostitutes and boobs lol

[ladyluckk]

On Friday, me and my friends were walking down the hallway. We past these two girls who were talking to each other.
One of them was like, "...and so I sent him a dead rose back! LULZ!" My friends and I just raised our eyebrows lol.

That's all I could think of for now. =P

[sweetcandies]

two kids fighting
mother: STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR WINKIES

[Miss Vivienne]

A "You know I could never vote for Obama."
B "Why?"
A "Look at his name, he's a muslim! Our nation would be in ruins."
B "I know huh? I'm not voting for Mccain either because he's old."
A "Yeahh totally."
-me interjecting- "Uh... what? Obama's not a muslim..."
A "YES HE IS HE EVEN SAID SO."
"No he didn't."
A "YEAHHHH he did LOOK AT HIS NAME."
"...What?"
A "OBAMA IS A MUSLIM."
B "YEAH HE IS."
"..."

DD:

Holy chips and fishes.

[imhyojoo]

i tell everyone this story...
i was in the elevator with 2 random girls

girl 1: we should go to the brooklyn museum!
girl 2: where is that again?

a couple sec later,
girl 1: yo we really need to go to a psychic
girl 2: yeah..but aren't they like, all fake? ehh..we need to google a legit psychic

i was trying so hard not to laugh...