[>ch|yo<]

sorry if this is posted before..


TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it i s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that
we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

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[~Sen~]

Aww.... they're all so funny and cute

[Raix]

yep. repost. but they're cute ahahaahaha

[justiiine]

nyahaha~ witty kids! i especially loved the "i is" part

[swtkitti_9]

lol. really liked the george washington one.

[mizz_J]

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that
we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

hahah this is so cute!

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

LMAO

[greenana]

these are so funny...it makes me lol...kids are cute^^.

[selvaspeedy]

all of them are super cute
I can't choose which one is my favourite

kids are really smart... if they only use this in their studies

[youngbaellaine]

Aw, so adorable.
I can imagine little kids saying these.
Hahaha, cute! ^^;;

[432521]

I like the first third the most, ima try it tommorow during class and see wat the teacher says

[agnuque]

it just kept getting better & better kids. psh.

[SilentScreamerS]

LOLOL. i love the last few

[yahoojedi]

i really love this!!!!
never get tired of reading this!

[aznshorty]

some of these were posted b4, but theyre still pretty funny.

[manga_fan]

LOL, kids are really funny at times, my little cousin also give such replies!

[fabrications.]

Havn't I read these before? Nonetheless, I still laughed out loud!

[xAatiix]

Awww! They were so cute!

I cud just imagine a little kid saying them!

I love the George Washington and the Winnie one!

So funny!

x

[yellowchocolate]

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

LOL

i like that one
xD
hahaha

[repeat_on_echo]

Ah yeah it's a repost, but always brings a smile to my face when I read it
I love kids, lol.