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#1 User is offline   abcdefghijkLOL 

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Posted 23 October 2008 - 02:02 AM

Two guys, Bill and Ted, are out hunting moose. After three days, they had come up with nothing, so they decided to improvise.

On the next trip, they brought along a moose costume and artificial mating scent. They sprayed the scent all around the nearby trees and got in the costume, Bill in the front, Ted in the back.

After a few minutes a huge male moose comes running at them.

Bill warns Ted. "We got a big one coming," he said. "Hand me the rifle."

Ted tells him, "I thought you had the rifle! What are we going to do!?"

Bill turns to Ted and tells him, "I think I can get by with eating some grass, but you better brace yourself."

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#2 User is offline   I.like.foood 

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Posted 23 October 2008 - 02:11 AM

Poor, poor man :/

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Posted 23 October 2008 - 04:39 AM

Ouch.



Raped by a Moose, gg.

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Posted 23 October 2008 - 12:58 PM

Ouch..
Poor Ted
I wonder what happened lol

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Posted 23 October 2008 - 01:01 PM

^ yeah i wonder what happened too
it sucks to be the one in the back lolz
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#6 User is offline   SilentScreamerS 

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Posted 23 October 2008 - 04:06 PM

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Raped by a Moose

LMAO.
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Posted 23 October 2008 - 05:23 PM

Ouchie tears.gif
Poor guys... ph34r.gif
Mustve hurt.... alot
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Posted 23 October 2008 - 05:47 PM

UH OHHHH. gah. moose rape.
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