[Darkpaladinzz]

With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman
Bros. and the acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America, this
might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be
aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor.
Watch for these consolidations later this year:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers will join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4.Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5.FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization for Women will
become: Knott NOW!

And finally...

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge and become:
TittyTittyBangBang

[mystified]

=) nice playing around with words
the 7th and 9th one were esp funny xD
thanks for sharing!!
i'll be looking forward to seeing those companies emerge (jk) xD

[SilentScreamerS]

ROFL. i like the first one and last one

[mAdNeSs~]

Haha.
I thought it might be real tips at first.

[selvaspeedy]

nice... the last one is ROFL

[ling_ling]

lol thats funny

last one was funny hahaha

and 7 haha poupon pants
lol and 3 - mmmgood
aha

thanks for sharing!

[imready]

Hahaa
but i dont get the 4th one
i kept saying it over and over, still couldnt get it

[holly!]

Hahaa
but i dont get the 4th one
i kept saying it over and over, still couldnt get it

haha it's zip a dee doo da. or something like that