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#1 User is offline   sketchy62 

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Posted 27 October 2008 - 09:46 AM

what did the casket say to the other casket?
is that you 'coffin'?

what do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
a 'pouch' potato!

which days are the strongest?
saturday and sundays cuz the rest are 'week'days!

when does it start raining money?
when theres 'change' in the weather!

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Posted 27 October 2008 - 11:25 AM

hahah the second one is cute! laugh.gif

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Posted 28 October 2008 - 02:09 AM

I liked the last one
for a moment I was like O____o WTF
then I got it LOL
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Posted 28 October 2008 - 02:39 AM

LOL... i like the third and last one..
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Posted 28 October 2008 - 02:41 AM

hahah i like the 3rd one! funnyyy.
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Posted 02 November 2008 - 09:20 AM

the third one is pretty good =)
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Posted 02 November 2008 - 06:08 PM

Lol not funny much but i like the 3rd one (:
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Posted 02 November 2008 - 06:35 PM

it's so lame it's funny
i haven't hear/read these types of jokes in awhile
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Posted 04 November 2008 - 02:55 AM

hahaha i just love cheesy jokes ((:
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Posted 04 November 2008 - 05:13 PM

Haha short cheesy jokes always get me! laugh.gif
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Posted 04 November 2008 - 06:39 PM

Hahahah. It took me awhile to get it. XD
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Posted 05 November 2008 - 05:42 AM

when i hear or read cheesy jokes, i don't laugh at it because it was funny!
i laugh at it because of how cheesy it is!!!!
anyway, haven't read these kinds of jokes for a while
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Posted 07 November 2008 - 04:13 PM

Aha I always read these off o' the laffy taffy's!
And it's so funny 'cause a chick in my English class said the Kangaroo joke today biggrin.gif
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