So sorry if there's already an existing thread on this. If so, feel free to close this. What's the nerdiest pick up line you've ever heard or had used on you?
There's this Usher song that I find hysterical. I hope it's not too inappropriate .:
Dot Com:
Oooo I love the way you dirty type
I can take you home on escape
oooo I need your backspace in my life
thank god you don't have a flatscreen
please...baby I got to see you
and I really want to please you
so get on my laptop so I can download
online...I love the way you log on
we can do it all night
I'll make you dot com
baby if you sign on
I'm gon make ya light up
oo baby if you log on
I'll make you dot com
I wanted to link up with you baby at first sight
with you I get to use my f keys...yeah..
I can't wait to give you megabites
I got all the memory you need
let ma fingers do the talking babe
please... baby I got to see you
I really want to please you
so get on my laptop so I can download
online...I love the way you log on
we can do it all night
I'll make you dot com
sign on
I'm gon make ya light up
baby if you log on
I'll make you dot com
oooo.. baby you want this I know
I can't wait to give you my harddrive
my moonlight...if it's alright
baby...ooh I'm always at your window
ready to shift and control you
if you want me to....say yes baby
say yes baby
say yes baby
say yes baby
got to say
ooo say yes baby
say yes baby
got to say yes
yes, say it
please..baby I got to see you
cause I really want to please you
so get up on me baby get up on me
(I really want you)
online....I love the way you log on (oh baby)
we can do it all night (we can do it all night)
I'll make you dot com
(I'm gon make)
sign on
(show you ...?)
I'm gon make ya light up (gonna make ya light up)
baby if you log on
I'll make you dot com (I'm gonna make you dot com)
online....I love the way you log on
we can do it all night
I'll make you dot com
sign on
I'm gon make ya light up
baby if you log on
I'll make you dot com
WTF? LMAO.
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Nerdiest Pick Up Lines You've Ever Heard? - duplicate
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Posted 02 November 2008 - 06:21 PM
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Posted 02 November 2008 - 06:59 PM
When we were learning DNA replication in biology last year, my teacher told us a really nerdy one:
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase, because then I could unzip your genes.
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase, because then I could unzip your genes.
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Posted 02 November 2008 - 07:46 PM
"BABY YOU MAKE MY FLOPPY DISK BECOME A HARD DRIVE."
My friends and I always crack up on that one.
My friends and I always crack up on that one.
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Posted 02 November 2008 - 08:28 PM
QUOTE (rexophilius @ Nov 2 2008, 09:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
When we were learning DNA replication in biology last year, my teacher told us a really nerdy one:
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase, because then I could unzip your genes.
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase, because then I could unzip your genes.
LOLLLLL my teacher used that one too >_<
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Posted 02 November 2008 - 09:07 PM
Hey baby. I have good credit =D
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Posted 02 November 2008 - 09:44 PM
I wish your name was homework so I could put you on my desk and do you all night
haha.
haha.
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Posted 02 November 2008 - 09:58 PM
Usher's song...woow, I will go find that song now >.<:;
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Posted 02 November 2008 - 10:05 PM
"Hey baby, whaddya say we head back to my place and play some full contact Tetris?"
Ctrl+Alt+Del = win HAHAHA
Ctrl+Alt+Del = win HAHAHA
MATHMATICIOUS.
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Posted 02 November 2008 - 11:24 PM
"So what's your myspace?"
LAME!
LAME!
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Posted 02 November 2008 - 11:52 PM
^ Oh, man. I get that one used on me all the time. I agree, LAMEEEEE.
Seriously though, nerdy pick up lines are so cute though. Haha.
Seriously though, nerdy pick up lines are so cute though. Haha.
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Posted 03 November 2008 - 12:27 AM
QUOTE (rexophilius @ Nov 3 2008, 10:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
When we were learning DNA replication in biology last year, my teacher told us a really nerdy one:
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase, because then I could unzip your genes.
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase, because then I could unzip your genes.
HAHAHA a really nerdy guy I know said that to us, we were like wtf xD HAHAHA
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