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The Old Lady i love this joke. xD

#1 User is offline   fortyone. 

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Posted 02 November 2008 - 10:29 PM

The Old Lady:


A little old lady is trudging down the street, dragging two large plastic garbage bags.

Every once in a while a piece of currency slips through a tear in one of the bags.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her. 'Ma'am, $20 bills are falling out of your bag.'

'Oh, really? Darn!' says the little old lady. 'I'd better go back and see if I can collect them. Thanks for the warning!'

'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that money?' He arches an eyebrow and asks teasingly, 'You didn't steal it, did you?'

'Oh, no!' says the little old lady. 'You see, my back yard is right up against the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans pee through the fence right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with my hedge clipper, and every time someone sticks his thingy through the fence, I grab hold of it and holler 'Twenty dollars or off it comes!''

'That seems only fair,' laughs the cop. 'Okay, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?'


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Posted 02 November 2008 - 10:42 PM

lol...it was funny until i read the end...ouch
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Posted 02 November 2008 - 10:52 PM

ahahaha. smart lady for collecting $20
but oh so nasty, poor cheap guys. lol

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Posted 02 November 2008 - 10:53 PM

oh my gah...........................................................

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Posted 02 November 2008 - 11:03 PM

O-o It must have hurt O_o.


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Posted 02 November 2008 - 11:18 PM

LOL.
good way to make some cash smile.gif
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Posted 03 November 2008 - 07:44 AM

LOL. omigawd, that must have hurt like crazy! biggrin.gif

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 09:47 AM

OMGGGGGGGGGGGG................. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Posted 03 November 2008 - 10:01 AM

Lol! That's a good one! Cheap men deserve it!
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Posted 03 November 2008 - 11:54 AM

LMAO! hahahah
that's a good one

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 12:45 PM

LOL laugh.gif
I love the ending!

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 01:22 PM

Oh how lovely! I think I might just go move near a stadium and try to make my own cash! laugh.gif
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Posted 03 November 2008 - 02:56 PM

LOL.....
then i read the last part & was like ouchhhh

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 06:58 PM

smart lady =]

ouch for the cheap guys..
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Posted 03 November 2008 - 09:40 PM

Shet. That must hurt.
ALOT XD
HAHAHAH. That old lady is funny xD
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Posted 03 November 2008 - 09:56 PM

LOL @ THE ENDING SENTENCE.
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Posted 03 November 2008 - 10:38 PM

ROFL It was all good until the last sentence. Darn, that must have hurt.
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Posted 04 November 2008 - 12:40 AM

OMG
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Posted 04 November 2008 - 01:19 AM

haha shoot, that old lady is rich!
too bad for the other guys who don't pay. ahahaha
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Posted 04 November 2008 - 01:29 AM

AHHHHH, oh hell no! Gross.
LOL. What a hilarious old lady.
I'm watching you.
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