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#1 User is offline   piano_idiot 

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Posted 08 November 2008 - 08:01 PM

Dan wakes up on Monday morning, staggers into the bathroom and turns on the shower. He begins to lather up and notices that his Richard is bright orange. He is really concerned, but it doesn't hurt and he feels normal.
He finishes his shower, gets dressed and goes to work. During his mid-morning break, he goes into the men's room to take a leak. While standing in front of the urinal, a co-worker comes in, sees his Richard, and exclaims, "Holy mini cooper! Your Richard is bright orange!"

Dan tells his co-worker that he feels just fine and his Richard doesn't hurt. His co-worker advises him to go to the company doctor as soon as possible, since it looks like it could be serious.

Dan goes to the company doctor and, after a thorough examination, the doctor says, "You seem to be fine and all of the tests are normal. Did you do anything out of the ordinary over the weekend?"

Dan scratches his head and says, "No. Not that I can think of. All I did was stay home, watch porno movies and eat Cheetos."

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Posted 08 November 2008 - 11:11 PM

..i dont get it..

can you explain?

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Posted 08 November 2008 - 11:14 PM

Haha gross.

But if he showered wouldn't it have come off?
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Posted 08 November 2008 - 11:19 PM

I dont get it either....huh.gif

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Posted 08 November 2008 - 11:21 PM

oh my gah...................
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Posted 08 November 2008 - 11:50 PM

QUOTE (chopstickss @ Nov 8 2008, 11:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
..i dont get it..

can you explain?


he ate cheetos, with his hands therefore his hands are covered with the cheese powder, hence when he jerks off, the cheese powder goes on his Richard, thats why its orange. =D took me a while too
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Posted 09 November 2008 - 12:16 AM

i didnt get the whole richard and mini cooper thing

and yeahh... it shoulda come off in the shower? AHAHAHA LOOOOL
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Posted 09 November 2008 - 02:56 AM

haha i would love to explain...but all i can say is...usually when men watch porn...what do they do WITH it?

and cheetos are ORANGE..any ideas?

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Posted 09 November 2008 - 03:00 AM

QUOTE (BrightCloset @ Nov 9 2008, 11:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Haha gross.

But if he showered wouldn't it have come off?

I was thinking the same too... but actually after I eat Cheetos I have a hard time cleaning my hands from its powder O___O"
it stays orange even after I wash it like thousands of times w/ the soap mellow.gif

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Posted 09 November 2008 - 09:09 AM

HAHAH i didn't get it at first.

until i read the comments.[i'm slow]

that's true though. if he showered it should have come off.
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Posted 09 November 2008 - 03:01 PM

Lmao, I hate him so much. ..............
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Posted 10 November 2008 - 06:02 PM

1st things 1st, y was the dude even luking down there in the 1st place!?
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Posted 10 November 2008 - 08:24 PM

lol I didn't get it until I read the explination. sweatingbullets.gif
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Posted 10 November 2008 - 08:28 PM

EWW~
I can't believe I got the joke xD

& I think the Richard & mini cooper thing is Soompi's filter LOL
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Posted 10 November 2008 - 09:37 PM

Ewww, that's disgusting crazy.gif dry.gif

QUOTE (pyroignition @ Nov 8 2008, 11:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
he ate cheetos, with his hands therefore his hands are covered with the cheese powder, hence when he jerks off, the cheese powder goes on his Richard, thats why its orange. =D took me a while too


Oh..........um.....

Ewww, that's disgusting crazy.gif dry.gif

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Posted 10 November 2008 - 09:40 PM

I can't believe I got that. D:
And Cheetos is really hard to get off - especially the Hot ones.
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Posted 10 November 2008 - 09:40 PM

ha lmao yea kinda stupid but funny to me
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Posted 10 November 2008 - 10:08 PM

EWWWWWWWWWW. that's all i gotta say.
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Posted 10 November 2008 - 10:56 PM

lol that's nasty xDD He should have washed his hands first.
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Posted 11 November 2008 - 01:50 AM

He's one sick...LOL.
HAHAHA. I really didnt get it at first xD
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