[HERMIT]

A friend of mine called this girl up once for a little phone sex and he got an ear infection.

Ouch.
That's as bad this guy I knew that had NO clue what having sex on the phone was all about.
It was only after a trip to the hospital and an hour in the ER later, they were finally able to extract the receiver.

[DaRkViEt73]

A friend of mine called this girl up once for a little phone sex and he got an ear infection.

Are we gonna need condoms for ears now?

[EYJAYJAY]

Are we gonna need condoms for ears now?

nah, just get a can of Mr. Clean and you're good to go

[donporkuloin]

I've been having a problem.. and maybe I'm not alone on this?

My problem is I'm 20, and I think I have the worst luck in dating. Like when I gain an interest in a girl, and I try to pursuit it. *Gah* It never works out. At first I thought maybe I'm doing something wrong, but I discovered that it's not me. So I've been wondering.. Am I the only one who has horrible luck with dating? Also, is there a sensible way to improve my luck with dating?

[Ar0x]

Let's just say "breakfast" wasn't overly pleasant for either of us. I think he said "I'll call you", which he never did. I had no regrets over the "breakfast", but I felt upset because I really liked him, and I thought our first connection, which had seemed so strong, would mean for something. I guess I was just naive. I wanted something to happen between us, even if it needed more time, but I just didn't expect it to end the way it did. I was in tears for a good month after that. And to think we weren't even in a relationship, sigh.
Well, I'd say he deserves it too, being the meanie he is.

Decent guys... where are they?

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So, let me see if I finally got this Right... When a Guy doesn't call after a (failed) Date--He is absolutely "WRONG"!? When a Gal doesn't call after a (failed) Date--She is absolutely "RIGHT"?!

...and so we are supposed to be: the Strong, Smart, Sensible people of an Advanced Culture who are absolutely Rational about basic things like EQUAL Opportunity and Honesty and Loving Understanding... . Whatever we do--the Male is always Wrong -- and the Female is always Right. And you wonder why Thinking, Individual Males don't come 'round any more... . OK, whatever, Hummmmm. How sad

[Ar0x]

Hi, I've got a Question to the ladies about sex. Ok, so my GF and i are 20,21 respectively. Now, I have been friends with her for a while beforehand, and I know she is a virgin. I asked her why she was so, and it wasnt for religous reasons, but she just wants to save it for the 'one' preferably after marriage. Now i respect that, but i disagree, i am not a virgin, and i see sex as a big part of a relationship, it is important ... well i feel anyway. She is very comfortable talking about sex related topics which puzzles me also.

What do u guys think?? How can I make her see my point of view?? I will def not leave her or anything like that if she refuses, she is more important to me than that. But yeh ... opinions ??!? Thanks in advance.

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C'mon guy. You know the answer to your question. You say you are 20, 21 yrs old? You know she is OK teasing--while you suffer from the teasing. She has "stuff" at/home to releave the teasing...you have to find your Own Distraction(s)...since you insist you, "will def not leave her or anything...". Heyyy, if this is the way you feel--just imagine: She might likely change her mind soon--and somebody else is sharing, "sex as a big part of a relationship."

You don't seriously think AnyBody's current Opinions/Faiths are set-in-stone. Just keep on warming, and protecting and enabling her cute little sexual 'opinions' -- until some other Overwelming Cute Guy comes along. Unless you think -- she is genuinely MADE of Stone. (..and then, What If She Doesn't Find That PERFECT Guy until she is 31 or so?! You seriously think when she leave you--and you will admit, you two are not YET married; she will take her "comfortable...sex...related topics" out on just (innocent) movies and (innocent) magazines and sheer (innocent)imagination? Be real. The Moment--Her Moment/Your Moment, is Only the [present] Moment. but hold your (innocent) ground, someone has to; why not you?

[Ar0x]

you mention that she's been your friend for awhile, but does she love you? and if she does, for how long and how much? by "how much" does she ever talk about marriage with you in the future?

i have the opinion that women would tend towards sex initially out of love as opposed to the male's need of having sex for the sake of getting laid. when girls talk about "saving for someone for marriage" it usually implies they are waiting for "the love of her life".. at that moment in her life.

also, are you physically romantic with her? does she let you grope her? ok.. nevermind. heh

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'badboy..." you have Good-Ole-CommonSense... Some 'boys' are (innocent) and naive and P----whipped as the dudes on: "Yes Dear"; "Raymond" and all the other Popular (silly/stupid)Male-[limp] Shows on Prime Time TV. Females LOVE the shows because the guys are A--Wipes! Stupid, dullards, bruts, Whinners, bumbling, Sadsacks... . (These TV shows written, likely by more males--than females on staff.) and here's the kicker--Males Take the Stuff. Males Like the Stuff. Males Act-out and Quote the Stuff...I can respect Females for the fact--they do not Take The Stuff!!!! They have Freedom, and Equality...from such BrainWashing--to a greater extent than do males, unfortunately.

haha im in the same boat as u optimusprime, it's a tough situation to deal with god i wish i wouldnt have to face something like that

================= ][Oh, common-you guys are so 'sweet'. There is a big and diverse, and Equal world out there. are you 12-years old?! Girls are liberated, but boys seem still to be hiding behind their Mamma's skirts.

[Ar0x]

I don't mind waiting if that means 6 months, a year or whatever. I do see a future with her and so does she, she admitted to me that this is the best start to a relationship she has ever had.

I don't just wanna get laid, as i said im willing to wait, and i am in no way gonna dump her or creep behind her back if i dont get any.

Its just in a relationship i think sex is a vital part, and it should be 'trialed' in a relationship just like everything else, and not just 'after marriage'. What if say the sex was incredibly bad? Wouldn't it be a bit too late after your married to change it? Yes, its not all to do with sex, but sex is equally important as anything else in a relationship.

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guy, you are just whinning...while your "girl-Friend" (or is she Just A Buddy) is 'ruling' your Social/Sexual world--so to speak. If your OPINIONS are This Different from her OPINIONS...what the heck are you doing Together.

Why not just let her find herself a Religious/Spiritual mate--who will Wait(for her-Whatever...); while you find a girl who loves to go-out and experience the social/sexual world--so to speak that you choose to experience. I think you are her fool--errrrrr, her tool; errrrr, I mean uMmmmm, hummmm--I'm try'n to say, ummmm... . Oh well. Of course you will not...you will remain Right There by her Blessed side; until she turns 31 and agrees to finally marry you; or she is introduced to a Handsome® guy with more money and a bigger (-----)errrrr, car and thus moves on. Leaving you with a past which is relative to that of a Long-Vacation-on-the-moon! Ohhhhh, ALL girls will Love your stick-with-it-ness. ::smiling::: :-)

[Ar0x]

this is the first time ive encountered this situation and lacking sleep for an entire week simply doesnt help, because my mind is too tired to think. so im wondering if any of u guys been in or know someone who's been in this situation and what they did/ what u would do.
it's simple, i'm sure we all have certain 'requirements' when we consider dating others. requirements as in the No-nos.. some of u may never date a girl who smokes, or do drugs, or is very immature, or dress too revealing.
for me, one of the things i care about is piercings. i mean im cool with ppl having piercings, i dont look down on them or anything and if u can pull it off, it's a good style too =) but when i look for a girl to date, i wouldnt date one who has piercings on nose or eyebrow, it's just a complete turnoff for me. lips piercing is a MAYBE.
but my girlfriend just told me out of nowhere that she's getting eyebrow, nose and lip piercings in a few weeks and she isnt changing her mind. personally, looks aren't as important as personality but to be truthful, it still does matter somewhat, especially if something about their style is a complete turn-off. so what to do? im gonna sleep it off for now

============== ][ One question guy: If You Were To Tell Her You Were Going To Do Something She Was Uncomfortable With...She'd make her Absolute Demands--and YOU would HAVE to comply. Guys have no n--s these days. She is not the Problem guy--you are. If Piercings turn you off, then go-with-your-feelings. I, like you am 'queesy' about Personal Tatoos, and Piercings...though some of my best friends; male and female have them--and it does NOT bother me one bit, so long as I don't have to Date them. It's called R. E. S. P. E. C. T., 'mutual' Respect. If she doesn't respect your 'feelings'...maybe you should not be in the 'uncomfortable' relationship--I will bet you One Thing.....She wouldn't stand for it! Women's Perogative, and having it BothWays, or something like that--which no-guts males see, "powerless" against...oh well, too bad. Your son is going to need a set-of-standards; whom does HE look up to? I will bet you any amount of money -- HER daughter will Listen to her PowerMoves! When Mamma speaks... !

[Ar0x]

i hope im not coming off strong, but isn't that kind of selfish? she's holding off for someone else's sake. and if things work out between you do, it means she's going through all of this just for you. you might think differently, but the value and meaning she places on it is priceless, and you could be the one to receive that treasure she's holding onto. im sure it'll drive you nuts sometimes because it does play a vital part in permanent relationships. but man...i dont know, crossing that boundary sounds wrong.

=======================...so, HER's is a "TREASURE", and what is the Males'? Dog----!? You people STILL live in the 13th Century. People are Equal. My Boy will be Equal to my Girl--My Girl will be just as Valuable as My Boy... . And don't give me any of that (somewhereLand) crap, about what THEY are doing to females...Somewhere Someone is doing something to Males -- also.

ex: Anti-Circumcisim for The Female's cause // who in the H--- has ever come out for mandatory Circumcism for the Male cause. Has ANY of the deaf & blind GOOD people of the world ever seen Objectively!!!!? does anyone out-there have little brothers? i know you love your sisters--but damn! give a bit to EACH gender, why don'cha?!

I've been having a problem.. and maybe I'm not alone on this?

My problem is I'm 20, and I think I have the worst luck in dating. Like when I gain an interest in a girl, and I try to pursuit it. *Gah* It never works out. At first I thought maybe I'm doing something wrong, but I discovered that it's not me. So I've been wondering.. Am I the only one who has horrible luck with dating? Also, is there a sensible way to improve my luck with dating?

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think about it, 'donporkuloin...'; the answer is easy: Boys are Desperate, whereas Girls are Kool. Guys feel they Must have love, sex, affection...Girls could care less if it Happens Tonight... .

Most guys have No-Idea what [Kool] & [patience] means. It all comes down to that. I KNOW there is a girl-across-town...most guys seem to think this-is-the-Only-girl-in-town! Dudes are the problem--until they get themselves together...they will remain FRUSTRATED. I learned HOW to walk away. And I never go without a date. Because I am as Kool as the girls i meet.

There is nothing complicated about Dating, Dude. Girls always get advice from Moms, Sisters, Aunts--Society--The Government...NOBODY gives advice to boys. We just let them flounder in the Social-Winds!!!! Then we ask: What happened; why arn't boys/men SOCIALIZED???!!!!

[sugarcakes]

I've been having a problem.. and maybe I'm not alone on this?

My problem is I'm 20, and I think I have the worst luck in dating. Like when I gain an interest in a girl, and I try to pursuit it. *Gah* It never works out. At first I thought maybe I'm doing something wrong, but I discovered that it's not me. So I've been wondering.. Am I the only one who has horrible luck with dating? Also, is there a sensible way to improve my luck with dating?

i don't think there's anything you can do to "improve " it per se, sometimes things work out, sometimes they don't, when they don't, it just means it's not time yet. focus on other important things in your life. it'll come to you. i promise

[donporkuloin]

Ar0x: I don't know you personally, but as for reply you made for me. Take no offense, but I think your statement was egotistical and
pig-headed. I think you're stereotyping boys when you say that they are desperate. Not all boys are desperate. Just the majority. There are a lot of girls that I know that want it to happen tonight.. so to speak. Guys or dudes as you put it are not the problem. It goes both ways. It should not be pinned on one gender. You said that you're as cool as the girls you date, and you're never without a date. Has it always been that way for you? People don't always give advice to guys, but I think it depends on how you were raised, and what one went through while growing up? Also, since you claim to never go without a date, and you are as cool as the girls you meet. Why not ask how can I help socialize men/boys since you have the knowledge. Instead of asking why are men/boys not socialized?


damnalky: thx!!

[EYJAYJAY]

err, ar0x, first of all, type COOL. not KOOL. you are not COOL by typing KOOL.

second of all, we talked it through and she's fine with no piercings as long as we're together.

third of all, boys are desperate? i think not. do tell me since when was i desperate for a girl? as for your statement about how girls could care less about love and sex.. lmao u might want to rethink that. are u even 20? if so, learn to not generalize/stereotype cuz apparently your mama, aunts, sisters, and the government havent taught u that.

[Majah Flavah]

=======================...so, HER's is a "TREASURE", and what is the Males'? Dog----!? You people STILL live in the 13th Century. People are Equal. My Boy will be Equal to my Girl--My Girl will be just as Valuable as My Boy... . And don't give me any of that (somewhereLand) crap, about what THEY are doing to females...Somewhere Someone is doing something to Males -- also.

ex: Anti-Circumcisim for The Female's cause // who in the H--- has ever come out for mandatory Circumcism for the Male cause. Has ANY of the deaf & blind GOOD people of the world ever seen Objectively!!!!? does anyone out-there have little brothers? i know you love your sisters--but damn! give a bit to EACH gender, why don'cha?!
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think about it, 'donporkuloin...'; the answer is easy: Boys are Desperate, whereas Girls are Kool. Guys feel they Must have love, sex, affection...Girls could care less if it Happens Tonight... .

Most guys have No-Idea what [Kool] & [patience] means. It all comes down to that. I KNOW there is a girl-across-town...most guys seem to think this-is-the-Only-girl-in-town! Dudes are the problem--until they get themselves together...they will remain FRUSTRATED. I learned HOW to walk away. And I never go without a date. Because I am as Kool as the girls i meet.

There is nothing complicated about Dating, Dude. Girls always get advice from Moms, Sisters, Aunts--Society--The Government...NOBODY gives advice to boys. We just let them flounder in the Social-Winds!!!! Then we ask: What happened; why arn't boys/men SOCIALIZED???!!!!

Ar0x, please do me a favor and stop replying to everyone's posts here in my thread. people are here to get solid, decent advice about their love and dating problems. they are definitely not here to witness your ungodly combination of bad grammar, spelling, punctuation and logic.

quite frankly, i think your a retard. are you sure you're 20-something?

[edward1849]

Ar0x, please do me a favor and stop replying to everyone's posts here in my thread. people are here to get solid, decent advice about their love and dating problems. they are definitely not here to witness your ungodly combination of bad grammar, spelling, punctuation and logic.

quite frankly, i think your a retard. are you sure you're 20-something?

This comment is totally uncalled for.

[Majah Flavah]

This comment is totally uncalled for.

eh, sometimes you just gotta tell it like it is. i'm no saint; i guess i have to endure the wrath of the forum's rule enforcement collective known as the moderators to publicly voice what every single person reading his posts was thinking.

honestly, who actually uses the keys ., =, [, ], /, (, ) and - in wonderfully idiotic combinations such as (----), ========], //, ...---, [kool], [patience], this-is-the-only-girl-in-town, ][ and stick-with-it-ness?

[Aziraphale]

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So, let me see if I finally got this Right... When a Guy doesn't call after a (failed) Date--He is absolutely "WRONG"!? When a Gal doesn't call after a (failed) Date--She is absolutely "RIGHT"?!

...and so we are supposed to be: the Strong, Smart, Sensible people of an Advanced Culture who are absolutely Rational about basic things like EQUAL Opportunity and Honesty and Loving Understanding... . Whatever we do--the Male is always Wrong -- and the Female is always Right. And you wonder why Thinking, Individual Males don't come 'round any more... . OK, whatever, Hummmmm. How sad

I don't know why the heck you felt compelled to dig out a bunch of old posts, mine included. Far as I'm concerned, you haven't got anything right, so there's no need to take that sort of tone with me.

You don't know anything about the situation I described in my posts, so don't heap your so-called opinion on me. I never said all males are in the wrong when they don't call, so maybe next time you could READ before you make a response to a post.

And the next time you take it into your head to dish out unsolicited advice, be more polite in your responses.

[EYJAYJAY]

lmao ar0x getting owned

[CIRee]

I've been having a problem.. and maybe I'm not alone on this?

My problem is I'm 20, and I think I have the worst luck in dating. Like when I gain an interest in a girl, and I try to pursuit it. *Gah* It never works out. At first I thought maybe I'm doing something wrong, but I discovered that it's not me. So I've been wondering.. Am I the only one who has horrible luck with dating? Also, is there a sensible way to improve my luck with dating?

Well lets point out a few things first, when you do get a date do you get all clingy like. EX: ask her whats wrong ever single time.
Try to relax and think of your date as your friend not as somebody you are trying to start a relationship with because you first must attact before you seduce.
well there more but i cant think of it on the top of my head right now.
The cold hard true is its always you that messes up not her, because you might be displaying too much attraction before she can feel attraction for you. Its the little stuff that women notice.

[donporkuloin]

Well lets point out a few things first, when you do get a date do you get all clingy like. EX: ask her whats wrong ever single time.
Try to relax and think of your date as your friend not as somebody you are trying to start a relationship with because you first must attact before you seduce.
well there more but i cant think of it on the top of my head right now.
The cold hard true is its always you that messes up not her, because you might be displaying too much attraction before she can feel attraction for you. Its the little stuff that women notice.

I'm not the clinger type. I don't really ask what's wrong at all, unless it's something major. Attract before I seduce.. o_0

Usually if I go out on a date I end up getting into the friendship zone, and I don't even try to do it. Attraction and seduction.. explain the difference when it comes to dating.