Polish Man
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean. What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she's white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buys a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover".
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Posted 17 November 2008 - 09:27 AM
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Posted 17 November 2008 - 10:12 AM
LMAO.. wow,, the poor guy must have been terrified. ahahahaa.. though it was for something so harmless XD
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Posted 17 November 2008 - 02:32 PM
awww lol. Poor clueless man.
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Posted 17 November 2008 - 02:35 PM
LOLOLOL!!!!
WTF!
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WTF!
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Posted 17 November 2008 - 04:17 PM
wow... what a poor man! i don't want to say any word
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Posted 17 November 2008 - 04:33 PM
That is hilarious. So funny how he takes every question the wrong way
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Posted 17 November 2008 - 05:07 PM
Hahahaha he doesn't know what polish remover really is hahah
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Posted 17 November 2008 - 05:29 PM
LOLOLOL, poor guy. XD It's funny though ^^;
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Posted 17 November 2008 - 07:56 PM
LOL! Aww, poor guy! But the ending was so cute! xP
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Posted 17 November 2008 - 08:20 PM
awwww... omg lol poor dude
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Posted 17 November 2008 - 09:29 PM
Aww, whatta cute guy.
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Posted 18 November 2008 - 01:32 AM
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA LOLLLLLLLL this is dayummm funny lol!!! love the nagger and polish remover!!! 
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Posted 19 November 2008 - 09:56 PM
the poor dude!
"polish remover" that made me laugh sooo hard!
"polish remover" that made me laugh sooo hard!
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Posted 19 November 2008 - 10:33 PM
LOOOOOOOL.
what the heck, that made me laugh though. x)
what the heck, that made me laugh though. x)
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Posted 20 November 2008 - 02:38 AM
QUOTE (hat3_betrayaL @ Nov 17 2008, 09:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she's white.
No, she's white.
this LOLed me a lot
thanks for sharing.
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Posted 20 November 2008 - 03:27 AM
nagger and polish remover XDD
poor guy
but then
poor guy
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Posted 20 November 2008 - 10:46 AM
LMAOS. that was pretty funny.
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Posted 20 November 2008 - 03:40 PM
Oh, what a guy!
Misunderstandings can be so.... interesting sometimes, lol! :3
Misunderstandings can be so.... interesting sometimes, lol! :3
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