[dark_chancellor]

she wasn't sleepin..cuz she got up and kicked my ass after I took that

and umm..lynn eats chuck norris..thread dies..everyone goes home o_o

what were you thinking when you took that picture?

[srenity]

She is cute man!

And Chuck Norris is the MAN~~~~
Read this...these are only a few.
http://www.armslocker.com/forums/showthrea...78&page=1&pp=10

maaaan why'd you have to ruin it?

it was a secret "code" conversation for the 4-5 of us.. ?

[sHiNHaWk]

Hmph...

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

[SlashRain]

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

[srenity]

Hurricane Katrina was just Chuck Norris sparring with Thor. Chuck won.

[gary]

It used to be "The tower of Pisa" until it met Chuck Norris.

[sHiNHaWk]

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

[srenity]

http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx?type=1

[sHiNHaWk]

OH SHI- he knows...

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

[SlashRain]

http://www.youtube.com/?v=QP1PuB1R-Xw
haha, yea he knows...


and the fact generator that started it all
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/

[YUNA!]

PWNNN

and i dont even know who chuck is @@

[theonecalledy2ckt]

^ you've never watched walker: texas ranger? the greatest tv show ever?!?!?

OH SHI- he knows...

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

i heard that's how atlas was murdered. crushed by pure chuck norris force.

best one from the generator so far...

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

does anyone know which cd the outkast's the way you move was from? i was trying to d/l the cd, because i hate having individual files now. =.=

[gary]

do you guys watch conan o'brien? do you remember when nbc bought out usa, so that conan had his "walker, texas ranger" lever, and everytime he pulled the lever, it would show a clip from the show. that was great.

[theonecalledy2ckt]

do you guys watch conan o'brien? do you remember when nbc bought out usa, so that conan had his "walker, texas ranger" lever, and everytime he pulled the lever, it would show a clip from the show. that was great.

of course. during the summer, i watch conan all the time. gotta have respect for boston celebs. the best one from the lever was the one where this little kid told the people that walker told him that he had cancer. that was just so.... shocking, that you're just like.... WTF?!?!?

[drance]

*stares at the page*

[sHiNHaWk]

http://www.youtube.com/?v=QP1PuB1R-Xw
haha, yea he knows...
and the fact generator that started it all
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/

Haha, hilarious!!

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

[srenity]

does anyone know which cd the outkast's the way you move was from? i was trying to d/l the cd, because i hate having individual files now. =.=

speakerboxx/ the love below
i have the mp3 of that song if you waaant

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If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fck down.


and i liked how gerald put a chuck norris fact on my picture thread <3

[Simply suZ]

do you guys watch conan o'brien? do you remember when nbc bought out usa, so that conan had his "walker, texas ranger" lever, and everytime he pulled the lever, it would show a clip from the show. that was great.

i LOVE that! haha. i love conan. he is my hero. haha.

[sHiNHaWk]

and i liked how gerald put a chuck norris fact on my picture thread <3

Haha

Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

[Simply suZ]

if you have this kind of sense of humor, like me, you'll find this HILARIOUS!

http://www.youtube.com/?v=Zna9LJybR9w