Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
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Posted 21 November 2008 - 03:55 PM
haha. not necessarilly the funniest buhh funny
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Posted 21 November 2008 - 04:20 PM
Haha this has been posted before
but still funny lol
but still funny lol
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Posted 21 November 2008 - 07:38 PM
oh i've heard this before somewhere. it was funnier the first time i heard it, but i still cracked a smile lol
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Posted 23 November 2008 - 09:40 PM
wtf! that was funny...i heard this joke before but i never understood it..til now. i guess the eole who told me just didn't know how to tell it.
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 12:37 AM
I chuckled hardcore
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 05:33 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA LOL THIS MADE ME LOL BIG TIME 
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 12:29 PM
hahahahahahaha poor 3rd guy!
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 04:42 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHA I havent read this before. It's soo funny! 
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 04:53 PM
LOLLL
I've heard this one before. xDD
But still its soo funny. xDD
I've heard this one before. xDD
But still its soo funny. xDD
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 05:25 PM
LOL~~~
thats too funny hahaha
thats too funny hahaha
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 06:01 PM
That made me laugh a bit. xD Haha. That poor guy with the pineapples.
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 06:05 PM
ahahhaha
i remember reading this somewhere XD
but its still nice to read again lol
i remember reading this somewhere XD
but its still nice to read again lol
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