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Now I Will Never Find Love :(

#1 User is offline   Phaze5ive 

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 06:18 AM

I got rejected from an online dating site! fury.gif

Recently, my girlfriend and I broke up after a long relationship. She said I was very rude and never paid attention to her and that all I've ever wanted from her was sex. Well, clearly she was an idiot! What else was she good for then? I then went though a long period of self reflection. So, after much contemplation, I decided to turn to online dating for love compatibility. And what do I get? I get rejected! crazy.gif













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Posted 24 November 2008 - 07:11 AM

haha, that's terrible! yet, funny... nicely done
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 07:27 AM

Haha, nice, but old news. tongue.gif
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 07:53 AM

I'm glad there are people here who enjoyed it. I was thinking that I'd made a mistake by posting in such a female-dominated forum and would get no response or flamed for being a sexist pig...
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 08:16 AM

Hahahhahaah lmao. Its ok. Guys are only good for one thing also.
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 09:17 AM

QUOTE (7thprincess @ Nov 24 2008, 08:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hahahhahaah lmao. Its ok. Guys are only good for one thing also.

Uhhh.. what's that? sweatingbullets.gif
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 09:24 AM

hahaha..thread of the day. tongue.gif
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 03:08 PM

HAHAHA for a minute I was like...is this guy for real? LOL!

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 05:58 PM

I dunno what you are gonna do without eharmony's guidance.
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 07:35 PM

hahha ok I LOLed pretty hard when I read "My d*ck was not an acceptable answer"

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 05:01 AM

Pin this? LOL IDK. FUNNEHHH!!!! Hahahahah~

Did you PS this or is this dating site thing for realz?! XD
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 06:41 AM

hahaha, what a douche!! j/k
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 04:28 PM

Oh I was thinking "another depressed member" but I enjoyed the OP, lol. I didn't even know you COULD get rejected from sites like those.
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 09:41 PM

Why is that not an acceptable answer...?
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 10:02 PM

QUOTE (masturyan @ Nov 25 2008, 09:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why is that not an acceptable answer...?

I guess he needed to specify where, exactly.
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 10:36 PM

Hahaha. Hermit, you're a retard. I know you were the one that put that answer.
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Posted 26 November 2008 - 07:08 AM

Too funny!

For a minute I was like...great..another loser like all the men on here. J/K guys...us women on here love you guys! wink.gif

Like 7thprincess said, guys are good for one thing too.....hehe... vicx.gif

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Posted 29 November 2008 - 07:08 PM

At first I wasn't sure if you were serious or not.
Funny stuff. hahaha
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Posted 30 November 2008 - 02:27 AM

+1
winnnnnarrr!!! lol

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Posted 30 November 2008 - 03:18 AM

well there's your problem.
you're using E HARMONY.
you need to try JAVALIFE.
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