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The boaster
They say: "James is sipping cocktails in Hawaii."
Desired message:I'm on an expensive, exotic holiday without a care in the world.
Real message: Look at me, look at me. My life really is much more fabulous than yours.

The attention-seeker
They say: "Sarah is still feeling down. Sigh"
Desired message: I've been feeling a bit low but don't worry about me.
Real message: I'm really quite needy and would like some attention from you.

The intriguer
They say "Jess has had the weirdest experience."
Desired message: Jess' life is a bit random and interesting.
Real message: I have a story (that I think in interesting) and I want you to ask me about it.

The emotionally fragile
They say: "Ruby is feeling a little teary after the break-up but all's good."
Desired message: Ruby is sad but is a real trooper
Real message: Ruby hates her ex and cannot stop crying.

The angry one
They say: "Gareth is argh, I hate the world today."
Desired message: I feel frustrated today � are you with me?
Real message: I'm short-tempered and want you all to back off. Scary.

The practical one
They say: "John has lost his phone, let me know your number."
Desired message: I value all your friendships and want your numbers back so we can keep in touch.
Real message: Finally, I might get my hands on Kate's mobile number.

The vain one
They say: "Olivia says hello cream cakes bye bye hips."
Desired message: I love eating and don't care about my weight.
Real message: Look at me, I'm thin, beautiful and can eat what I want. Please compliment me.

They say: "Andy is looking forward to seeing you at his DJ night at Alpha."
Desired message: Running a great night and it would be fun to see you there.
Real message: Please, please come. Only three people turned up at the last night.

The career show-off
They say: "Sonia gets to interview Brad Pitt".
Desired message: Work is going well and wanted you to know about my upcoming interview.
Real message: Look how fabulous my job is while the rest of you are writing about the farmer's market in the local rag.

The family man/woman
They say: "Vivian thinks baby Burt gets cuter every day."
Desired message: Just wanted to let you all know, the baby is doing well.
Real message: I have the best-looking baby ever. Takes after his mum. Seriously.

The bore
They say: "Conner has just made toast."
Desired message: Conner has just made toast.
Real message: Conner is extremely, extremely dull. And has just made toast.

[miika]

LMAO!

I find this so true

I am guilty of a few, lol

[selvaspeedy]

ROFL lol yeah I say these things sometimes

[bunNyarmy]

LOLLLL
i loved the last one!
i'm probably The Bore (:
toast toast toasttt! yum yumm! hahah

[SYNsaish]

LMAO!!! That's pretty hilarious! XDDDDDDD

Now I'll know...lol

[ms. rachellica]

haha the last one is hilariouss

[funkkeh]

Haha, now I know what all my friends want to REALLY say.. ; )

[CupOfNoodles]

i'm the type to do the last one LOL.
but i rarely put a message up anyway :\

[ling_ling]

lol those are quite funny

I like reading peoples facebook statuses!

[lovejyk]

Hahaha, this is so true and on the spot!

[WildSevenGirl]

LOLOL.
So true, all of 'em. xD
Or most of 'em. o-o
I actually do some of these. xD

[xBonnie__]

loveee the last one. and i think all of these are so true. it gets annoying -.-
but sometimes i do some of it. mostly the last one. and the last one is hilarious!

[lil_lollypop36]

LOL. I love the last one. XD

[chimerical.]

HAHA the dj one is so funny

[�..a�]

omygosh these are so friken funny!
whoever wrote this is a total genius. and must be a total facebook status creep hahaha jk.

[be_mellow]

this is one of the reasons why I don't bother to update my status.

[azngrlxp]

Most of these are true, although i only updated my status once.

[onetwothuy]

Hahaha, that was funny.
I like the last one..lol.
Never use FB though.

[Eclipes]

LOL! I never really thought about the "REAL" meaning on fb stats.
lmao.

[aoura.]

LOL Never thought about this stuff like that. xD