[Akira45393]

1. What start with an E, ends with an E. It only contains 1 letter, and is not the letter E. What i'm I?

2. How do YOU put an elephant in a refrigerator? How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator?

3. Who is the President if the vice president dies?

4. You and 2 monkeys, male and female, plus a banana, and a light bulb in a room, who/what/it is the most intelligent in that room?

5. If a red house is made of red bricks, blue house made of blue bricks, black house made of black bricks, and a yellow hose made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made out of?

7. If I dig a hole with a dimension of 1x2x1 inches, how many cubic inches of dirt still remains in the hole?

8. You only have 3 coins with the sum = to 35 cents, 1 of them is not a nickel. What are the coins?

9. Define bacteria? [Hint its not some microbiologic organism]

10. 1+1=?

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#1
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

#2
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

#3
What goes up and down the stairs without moving?

#4
What can you catch but not throw?

#5
I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?

#6
What's black and white and red all over?

#7
What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

#8
I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?

#9
Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?

#10
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

#11
how do u capture 10,000 birds with 1 shot?

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Section C

1C. What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

2C. What goes round the house and in the house but never touches the house?

3C. The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?

4C. He who has it doesn't tell it. He who takes it doesn't know it. He who knows it doesn't want it. What is it?

5C. What goes round and round the wood but never goes into the wood?

6C. There are four brothers in this world that were all born together. The first runs and never wearies. The second eats and is never full. The third drinks and is always thirsty. The fourth sings a song that is never good. What are they?

7C. Poke your fingers in my eyes and I will open wide my jaws. Linen cloth, quills, or paper, my greedy lust devours them all.

8C. What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?

9C. When one does not know what it is, then it is something; but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.

Discuses the answers and add more riddles/jokes, because we all need to start to use our brains.
An average human only utilizes 10% of our brain capacity.

[Keayara]

1. What start with an E, ends with an E. It only contains 1 letter, and is not the letter E. What i'm I? Envelope

2. How do YOU put an elephant in a refrigerator? How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator?

3. Who is the President if the vice president dies? The current president

4. You and 2 monkeys, male and female, plus a banana, and a light bulb in a room, who/what/it is the most intelligent in that room? Whoever gets out alive.

5. If a red house is made of red bricks, blue house made of blue bricks, black house made of black bricks, and a yellow hose made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made out of? Grass

7. If I dig a hole with a dimension of 1x2x1 inches, how many cubic inches of dirt still remains in the hole? None

8. You only have 3 coins with the sum = to 35 cents, 1 of them is not a nickel. What are the coins? The other one is a nickel (Yay for scrubs)

9. Define bacteria? [Hint its not some microbiologic organism]

o_O;; I have no idea on most of these.

[I.like.foood]

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5. If a red house is made of red bricks, blue house made of blue bricks, black house made of black bricks, and a yellow hose made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made out of?
Haha, it's glass.

[LeCiel.]

What start with an E, ends with an E. It only contains 1 letter, and is not the letter E. What i'm I? Envelope

How do YOU put an elephant in a refrigerator? How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

Who is the President if the vice president dies? the same president

If a red house is made of red bricks, blue house made of blue bricks, black house made of black bricks, and a yellow hose made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made out of? grass

1+1=? 2.. XD


its time to sleep.. *yawns*

[myxlove101]

Oh.. ENVELOPE!

I thought it was the word: EYE.
Cause it has only one letter between and it starts and ends with an E.
ahahah~~

1+1= 11 !! AHAHA~~

[vpower]

5. If a red house is made of red bricks, blue house made of blue bricks, black house made of black bricks, and a yellow hose made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made out of?

glass

[pop_corn]

1. What start with an E, ends with an E. It only contains 1 letter, and is not the letter E. What i'm I? envelope

2. How do YOU put an elephant in a refrigerator? How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? open the fridge door, put the elephant in. to put the giraffe in, open the door, take the elephant out, and put the giraffe in.
3. Who is the President if the vice president dies? the current one.

4. You and 2 monkeys, male and female, plus a banana, and a light bulb in a room, who/what/it is the most intelligent in that room? light bulb! cos it's the brightest. LOL
5. If a red house is made of red bricks, blue house made of blue bricks, black house made of black bricks, and a yellow hose made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made out of? glass!

7. If I dig a hole with a dimension of 1x2x1 inches, how many cubic inches of dirt still remains in the hole? idk.

8. You only have 3 coins with the sum = to 35 cents, 1 of them is not a nickel. What are the coins? idk.

9. Define bacteria? [Hint its not some microbiologic organism] socks. LOL

10. 1+1=? 2:D

[aznshorty]

1. What start with an E, ends with an E. It only contains 1 letter, and is not the letter E. What i'm I? envelope

2. How do YOU put an elephant in a refrigerator? How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator?open the fridge and put the elephant in. open the fridge take the elephant out and put the giraffe in

3. Who is the President if the vice president dies?the president is still the president

4. You and 2 monkeys, male and female, plus a banana, and a light bulb in a room, who/what/it is the most intelligent in that room?lightbulb is the brightest[i heard this one b4, but idk the answer. I'm pretty sure it's the light bulb cuz it'd be a play on with words]

5. If a red house is made of red bricks, blue house made of blue bricks, black house made of black bricks, and a yellow hose made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made out of?glass[duh a green house]<--my bro told me this one b4]

7. If I dig a hole with a dimension of 1x2x1 inches, how many cubic inches of dirt still remains in the hole?2?

8. You only have 3 coins with the sum = to 35 cents, 1 of them is not a nickel. What are the coins?a quarter a nickel and a dime.[the other coin is a nickel]

9. Define bacteria? [Hint its not some microbiologic organism]i really don't know.

10. 1+1=?knowing this question there has to be some sort of trick behind it. so i'll just say 2 or 11.

[Akira45393]

HAHA u guys answers are funny!!!

but only a cuple of them are anwerd correctly. So the light bulb is the most intelligent??????? LOL that is funny!!!!!

thx for the replies =]

i'll post the answers once there's 15 replies =]

[baabygirl]

1. What start with an E, ends with an E. It only contains 1 letter, and is not the letter E. What i'm I? Envelope

2. How do YOU put an elephant in a refrigerator? How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door, put in the elephant, close the door. Open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe & close the door.

3. Who is the President if the vice president dies? Still the president.

4. You and 2 monkeys, male and female, plus a banana, and a light bulb in a room, who/what/it is the most intelligent in that room? The lightbulb

5. If a red house is made of red bricks, blue house made of blue bricks, black house made of black bricks, and a yellow hose made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made out of? Glass

7. If I dig a hole with a dimension of 1x2x1 inches, how many cubic inches of dirt still remains in the hole? None, because you dug a hole, therefore no dirt is in it.

8. You only have 3 coins with the sum = to 35 cents, 1 of them is not a nickel. What are the coins? Dunnno !

9. Define bacteria? [Hint its not some microbiologic organism] Dunnnooo

10. 1+1=? 2, 11? I UNNOOOO !

[Akira45393]

baabygirl , u got more than half of it =] 6!!!!

[Yunho<3]

#1
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?Towel

#2
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?Skin?

#3
What goes up and down the stairs without moving?Escalator.

#5
I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?Shadow

#7
What goes around the world but stays in a corner?Stamp

#8
I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?Sponge

#10
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?A coffin
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1. What start with an E, ends with an E. It only contains 1 letter, and is not the letter E. What i'm I?Envelope can contain 2 letters you know.

3. Who is the President if the vice president dies?Current president

4. You and 2 monkeys, male and female, plus a banana, and a light bulb in a room, who/what/it is the most intelligent in that room?a lightbulb

5. If a red house is made of red bricks, blue house made of blue bricks, black house made of black bricks, and a yellow hose made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made out of?Glass!This was in my Science test lol.

7. If I dig a hole with a dimension of 1x2x1 inches, how many cubic inches of dirt still remains in the hole?2?

8. You only have 3 coins with the sum = to 35 cents, 1 of them is not a nickel. What are the coins?1 of them is not but the other one is so a quarter and 2 nickel

10. 1+1=?2

[rexophilius]

1. What start with an E, ends with an E. It only contains 1 letter, and is not the letter E. What am I? Envelope

2. How do YOU put an elephant in a refrigerator? How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door. Then you open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.

3. Who is the President if the vice president dies? The president.

4. You and 2 monkeys, male and female, plus a banana, and a light bulb in a room, who/what/it is the most intelligent in that room? The light bulb!

5. If a red house is made of red bricks, blue house made of blue bricks, black house made of black bricks, and a yellow hose made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made out of? Glass.

7. If I dig a hole with a dimension of 1x2x1 inches, how many cubic inches of dirt still remains in the hole? 0.

8. You only have 3 coins with the sum = to 35 cents, 1 of them is not a nickel. What are the coins? A quarter, and two nickels. The one that isn't a nickel is the quarter.

9. Define bacteria? [Hint its not some microbiologic organism] A large group of unicellular microorganisms?

10. 1+1=? 2? 11? Window?

#1
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? A towel!

#2
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat? Corn.

#3
What goes up and down the stairs without moving?

#4
What can you catch but not throw? A cold?

#5
I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I? I'm not sure, but a nose?

#6
What's black and white and red all over?

#7
What goes around the world but stays in a corner? A stamp?

#8
I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I? A sponge.

#9
Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I? Fire.

#10
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it? I've heard this one before. A coffin!

#11
how do u capture 10,000 birds with 1 shot? I don't know. Using a net?

[Akira45393]

Answers:

1. What start with an E, ends with an E. It only contains 1 letter, and is not the letter E. What i'm I? Envelope

2. How do YOU put an elephant in a refrigerator? How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? opend the refrigerator door put the elephant in, and close the door. B. open the refrigerator door, take the elepahnt out then put the giraffe in, close the refrigerator door.

3. Who is the President if the vice president dies? current president

4. You and 2 monkeys, male and female, plus a banana, and a light bulb in a room, who/what/it is the most intelligent in that room? YOU!!! <~ if u didn't get it than by all means ur not smarter than a light bult, or monkeys, not even a banana??? no one has yet solved this one =]

5. If a red house is made of red bricks, blue house made of blue bricks, black house made of black bricks, and a yellow hose made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made out of? glass

7. If I dig a hole with a dimension of 1x2x1 inches, how many cubic inches of dirt still remains in the hole? Zero, b/c there's no dirt in a hole

8. You only have 3 coins with the sum = to 35 cents, 1 of them is not a nickel. What are the coins? A quarter, and two nickels.

9. Define bacteria? [Hint its not some microbiologic organism] The back entrance of the cafeteria. LOL

10. 1+1=? Window

Keep up the good work!!!

[lulunotlemon*]

1. What start with an E, ends with an E. It only contains 1 letter, and is not the letter E. What i'm I? uhh envelope

2. How do YOU put an elephant in a refrigerator? How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? you open the door, put the elephant in and close the door. then you open the door again, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door.

3. Who is the President if the vice president dies? The president

4. You and 2 monkeys, male and female, plus a banana, and a light bulb in a room, who/what/it is the most intelligent in that room? you..? O-O

5. If a red house is made of red bricks, blue house made of blue bricks, black house made of black bricks, and a yellow hose made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made out of? glass XD

7. If I dig a hole with a dimension of 1x2x1 inches, how many cubic inches of dirt still remains in the hole? 0 :] they're all digged out lol

8. You only have 3 coins with the sum = to 35 cents, 1 of them is not a nickel. What are the coins? LMFAOO you have 2 nickles and 1 quarter. 1 of them is not a nickle, the quarter is not a nickle. :]

9. Define bacteria? [Hint its not some microbiologic organism] uhh back of cafateria? LOL

10. 1+1=? window :]

LMFAOO the 2nd part is just like... EH? XDD

I did these before looking at the answers :] woohoo!

[cldyangel]

#1
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Towel

#2
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat? Corn cob (husk-> corn-> cob)

#3
What goes up and down the stairs without moving? Hand rail

#4
What can you catch but not throw? Cold

#5
I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I? Faucet

#6
What's black and white and red all over? Newspaper

#7
What goes around the world but stays in a corner? Stamp

#8
I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I? Sponge

#9
Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I? Fire

#10
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it? Coffin

#11
how do u capture 10,000 birds with 1 shot? Take a picture

[Akira45393]

Pwnage!!! i'll get more later need to finish my homework...ZzzzzZzzZZzz

[STAR_x.]

8. You only have 3 coins with the sum = to 35 cents, 1 of them is not a nickel. What are the coins?a quarter a nickel and a dime.[the other coin is a nickel]

25 + 5 = 30 + 10 = 40
thats not hte answer

[shortee28]

1. What start with an E, ends with an E. It only contains 1 letter, and is not the letter E. What i'm I? envelope

2. How do YOU put an elephant in a refrigerator? How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator?put the elephant in the refrigerator, take out the elephant and put the giraffe in the refrigerator.

3. Who is the President if the vice president dies? same president

4. You and 2 monkeys, male and female, plus a banana, and a light bulb in a room, who/what/it is the most intelligent in that room? me. i'm smarter than the male and female monkeys.

5. If a red house is made of red bricks, blue house made of blue bricks, black house made of black bricks, and a yellow hose made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made out of? glass.

7. If I dig a hole with a dimension of 1x2x1 inches, how many cubic inches of dirt still remains in the hole? 2

8. You only have 3 coins with the sum = to 35 cents, 1 of them is not a nickel. What are the coins? two nickels and a quarter

9. Define bacteria? [Hint its not some microbiologic organism]

10. 1+1=? 2

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#1
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? towel

#2
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat? corn on a cob

#3
What goes up and down the stairs without moving? banister/handrail

#4
What can you catch but not throw? a cold

#5
I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I? nose

#6
What's black and white and red all over?

#7
What goes around the world but stays in a corner? a stamp

#8
I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I? sponge

#9
Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I? fire

#10
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it? a coffin

#11
how do u capture 10,000 birds with 1 shot? take a picture



i heard most of these through forwarded emails yrs ago.. o_o

[Akira45393]

LOL i hate essays
Awaawwaaawwwaaaww i'll find some ancient riddles that will puzzle u all [!!!!]