[cookingcooking]

1)A middle age man went into a motel and noticed lots of beautiful cars there.He went and asked the boss why are there so many nice cars in a motel.So the boss told him that if someone can do 3 things that his 4 years old son can do then they are free to choose whatever car they like here.If they can't,then they will have to leave their car behind.
The middle age guy thought to himself"what can a 4 yr old kid do that i can't?",so he accepted the challenge.

So the boss brought the man to a room with a beautiful naked woman ,the 4 yr old kid went up and kissed the girl on the lip.The man followed so.The little kid then proceed to touch the woman body all over,the man did so too.
Lastly the kid took out his penis and bend it three times.



2)one day,two fishermen caught a very beautiful mermaid.The fisherman wanted to release it back into the ocean.The other fisherman was puzzled and asked"WHY?".The first fisherman answered"HOW?"



3)A man and a woman met each other at a donation center.The two began chatting.
WOman"i am here to donate blood,they are paying me 5 bucks for it"
Man"I am here to donate sperms ,they are paying me 50 bucks for it"

After a few months,the two met again at the donation center.The man approached the lady first and asked"You are here to donate blood again?"
The woman shook her head vehemently with her mouth tight and muttered "MMM MMM"

[Steven_Master2008]

i dont get 2 and 3 =S anyone can explain them ? i thought i had a pretty dirty mind!

[Vagabond.]

Yeah I didn't 2 and 3 either...
Wow, I guess I'm not that dirty minded after all =/

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[spikeyheadedjerk]

1 and 2 were funny

but, 3 was just gross!

[Rekidai]

hahah i got all of them number 3 was kind of uhh gross though

[COOKIE.BANDIT.]

haha i didn't get 1 but i got 2 and 3

[nowayin]

I got 1 and 3. but not 2. lol

[lol_lipufF]

lols
i got the first and second
but the third...
err....can't get it...
hahahaha
can someone please explain??

[bhebie9]

Explanation for # 2

since they are talking in one word sentences, I'll complete them.

Second fisher man: Why are you sending her back, she's so beautiful! You could have sex with her blah blah blah (You get what I mean)
First Fisher man: How? (Since she is a mermaid)


#3

There is SOMETHING in her mouth.

LOL If you didn't get the jokes then, you're pretty safe ;D

[DollCastles]

I don't get 1 and 3...
can someone please explain?

[sk_dragon]

I didn't get the first two but I caught on really quick what the third is.

lol_lipufF post Today, 12:59 AM

lols
i got the first and second
but the third...
err....can't get it...
hahahaha
can someone please explain??
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think about it... the woman was only getting $5 bucks for blood while the guy was getting $50 for sperm. they met at that same place again but the lady had her mouth full.....the rest as they say is history.....now if only i could get the first two...

[cookingcooking]

I thought i wasn't that dirty minded but i actually understand all the three jokes in an instant when my fren told me...
so many innocent ppl here.

[PoooBear]

=_= I get all three.
This is too sad...

[iluvyooh]

i did not understand any of them until I read the comments,
LOL.
I don't have a dirty mind after all.

[mizz_J]

I guess my mind isn't so dirty after all lol
I didn't even get 2...i kinda did get 3, but i wasn't so sure about it haha
ohmygosh

[itaintvinhsfault]

i got 1 when i read it a second time, 2 got it really quick
3 had to read the comments...

[lychi]

Third one made me laugh. I got them all

First one... the gay guys should go there and take all the cars

[Onesweetypie]

LMAO! I got all of them! I'm so sick-minded!!! ><!

[I.like.foood]

Omg, I feel sick after eating .. :/

[MinJi13]

I don't understand any of them