New Years Resolutions You Can Keep

New Years Resolutions You Can Keep make promises you can actually commit to

#1 _pine.tree

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Posted 01 January 2009 - 06:36 PM

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep? Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more.
6. Drink. Drink some more.
7. Take up a new habit: smoking.
8. Spend at least $1000 a month on Ladies of the Night.
9. Spend more time at work.
10. Take a vacation to someplace important: like to see the largest ball of twine.
11. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
12. Quit giving money & time to charity.
14. Start being superstitious.
15. Have my car lowered and invest in a really loud stereo system. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
16. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabic words.
17. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt. Only wear white T-shirts with those fashionable yellow stains under the arms.
18. Personal goal: bring back disco.

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hope this wasn't posted.
i agree with number 5

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#2 Boolisificus

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Posted 01 January 2009 - 10:57 PM

hahahaWOW O.o those are some new years resolutions! some of them are scary too...

#3 chuchow!

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Posted 01 January 2009 - 11:05 PM

18 was randomly cute.
17 was gross.

#4 justiiine

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Posted 01 January 2009 - 11:11 PM

Only wear white T-shirts with those fashionable yellow stains under the arms. -- haha OMGosh

5. Procrastinate more. --no! it should be PROCRASTINATE LATER. haha get it?

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#5 SilentScreamerS

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Posted 01 January 2009 - 11:18 PM

oh grosss Only wear white T-shirts with those fashionable yellow stains under the arms

#6 kayzpal

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Posted 01 January 2009 - 11:18 PM

Bring back disco.

QUOTE (justiiine @ Jan 2 2009, 03:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

5. Procrastinate more. --no! it should be PROCRASTINATE LATER. haha get it?

LOL
You're funny.

#7 passmethewrinch

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Posted 02 January 2009 - 12:25 AM

QUOTE (_pine.tree @ Jan 1 2009, 06:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

18. Personal goal: bring back disco.

lol why?

QUOTE (justiiine @ Jan 1 2009, 11:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

5. Procrastinate more. --no! it should be PROCRASTINATE LATER. haha get it?

lol I like the sound of that though.

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Posted 02 January 2009 - 07:39 PM

HAhahaha these are interesting
some of them are weird though LOL

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