[mikomi]

Hello, I'm at work and I got this e-mail from a co-worker. Can you tell we're bored?
I looked up some of the 'sayings' to see if they were posted. The ones I looked up didn't bring back anything from search so I posted all of them:

Enjoy!

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

15. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

16. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

18. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

19. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

20. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'

21. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

22. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

23. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

[NamelessPerson]

Very interesting!!
liked number 5 and 23

[onetwothuy]

Ahaha, a lot of those are true!

[noodles_love]

haha these actually make sense

[lovablekrnstar63]

haha
these are funny!
psycho kinesis.. raise my hand!`

[xohprecious]

"Life isn't like a box of chocolates it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow. "

HAHAHAHA That is my favorite XD

[spark.]

HAHAHA. These are awesome! ^0^ I liked it. Especially the psychic one! HEHE. The ocean sponge one...I didn't get it. I liked it though! ^-^

[jiwoneex3]

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

LOL(:

[poohbear101]

lmaos i like "The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap":] i dont get the ocean one tho O_o

[SilentScreamerS]

17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

LOL.