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#1 Sweetieangel777

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Posted 08 January 2009 - 07:35 PM

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

Who said nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years!

#2 bunNyarmy

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Posted 08 January 2009 - 08:35 PM

oh my god lawl
sperm. hahah

#3 I Cook With A Flashlight

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Posted 08 January 2009 - 10:49 PM

QUOTE (Sweetieangel777 @ Jan 8 2009, 07:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

Hi human being, I am the magic frog. Kiss me and make me into a handsome prince you will be married to.

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Posted 08 January 2009 - 11:36 PM

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

my absolute favourite

#5 emma_fifth

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Posted 09 January 2009 - 09:09 AM

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? >> gonna use this one!

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
meaning?

#6 kandybites

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Posted 09 January 2009 - 09:12 AM

QUOTE

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

XDDDDD

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Posted 09 January 2009 - 12:42 PM

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

roflcopter i dont know why it made me burst into laughter

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#8 Sweetieangel777

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Posted 09 January 2009 - 03:07 PM

QUOTE (emma_fifth @ Jan 9 2009, 11:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? >> gonna use this one!

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
meaning?

meaning his head is empty, like a shell.

Who said nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years!

#9 SilentScreamerS

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Posted 09 January 2009 - 05:14 PM

LOL.
im using some of those one day

#10 ling_ling

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Posted 09 January 2009 - 05:27 PM

I'm busy, can i ignore you another time?

HAH CLASSIC - LOVES IT!

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#11 ching22194

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Posted 09 January 2009 - 05:46 PM

QUOTE

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

my favorite line..

i have a habit of insulting somebody but just for fun
but then again it still hurts so im trying my best not to do it anymore
it takes a lot of self discipline

#12 angelarr

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Posted 09 January 2009 - 11:45 PM

QUOTE (Sweetieangel777 @ Jan 8 2009, 08:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

LOL, those were the funniest

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#13 mytlcs

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Posted 10 January 2009 - 12:28 AM

this is funny.. what insults... oh well.

#14 vip_gd

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Posted 10 January 2009 - 02:00 AM

oh wow
the last one's really insulting if someone told me that

#15 ngjiale

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Posted 10 January 2009 - 06:11 AM

Haha nice ones! I'm gonna use some of them to joke with my friend some other day *grins*

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#16 selvaspeedy

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Posted 10 January 2009 - 01:56 PM

QUOTE (Shikabane Hime @ Jan 8 2009, 07:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

those were hilarious and simply brilliant.
thanks for sharing

#17 rectitude*

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Posted 10 January 2009 - 02:31 PM

LOL these were brilliant. so funny.
this was my favorite: XD
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#18 1nonly

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Posted 10 January 2009 - 03:54 PM

these remind me of how my roommate and i make fun of each other. for example, yesterday she tried to hug one of our friends and scared her with a kiss, and our friend freaked out, my roommate then said "you need to pay me for that kiss, i can except a couple of bucks." then i burst out laughing and told my roommate "you need to pay the people who receive your kiss."

also, one time she was complaining how she looks older than a college student. and i told her "you're planning to join drama right? good. then you don't have to put too much make up on for that old woman role."

she made fun of how short i am.

i think i'm gonna use these insults someday.

QUOTE

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.