I love 3rd Rock From the Sun!! I've listed some of the show's best quotes, courtesy of IMDB.
Richard Solomon: Where would we be without the agitators of the world attaching the electrodes of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?
[after finding out his father was "the Big Head"] Richard Solomon: I don't know who I am anymore!
Harry Solomon: Well, your first name is Richard, and your last name is Head...
Tourist: Excuse me, we've been driving around for hours. Do you know of any hotels that have rooms?
Harry Solomon: I believe that
all hotels have rooms.
After Vicky gives birth to the Big Giant Head's babySally Solomon: What happened, Harry?
Harry Solomon: It came out!
Richard Solomon: Is it an alien?
Harry Solomon: Well, it's purple, and it's slimy, and it's got a hose.
Sally Solomon: A hose?
Tommy Solomon: Oh, great. It's a mutant.
Richard Solomon: Alright, we'll kidnap him, and hide him, when it's a teenager we'll set him free, and then if it's really messed up, we can blame him on television.
[Mary Albright arrives]
Mary Albright: They just brought him to the nursery. He is positively glowing.
Harry Solomon: Now it's glowing.
Mary Albright: Let's go see him. He's got Vicky's eyes.
Harry Solomon: What's he doing with Vicky's eyes?
Sally Solomon: I just hope it's not eating them.
[Looking at the babies at the nursery] Tommy Solomon: Which one is it?
Richard Solomon: It must be him - it's hideous.
Man: Hey, that's my daughter.
Richard Solomon: I'm so sorry. SHE'S hideous.
[around Super Bowl season] Harry Solomon: Tell me what you've done to Sally. Where are you taking her?
Mascha: I can't. I wish I could.
Harry Solomon: Can't you give me a hint?
Mascha: All right... We're going to do something on the weekend... in San Diego.
Harry Solomon: Why can't you give me hint?
Mascha: We're going to do something on Sunday... in San Diego.
Harry Solomon: Just one clue?
Mascha: We're going to something on SUNDAY... in SAN DIEGO... at a STADIUM.
Harry Solomon: Just one tiny clue?
Mascha: The Super Bowl, Harry!
Harry Solomon: WORK WITH ME, BABY! WHICH SUPER BOWL?
The Big Giant Head: The yelling will cease or the killing will commence!
August: Your son is impossible.
Richard Solomon: And you're a pain in the ass, you're made for each other.
Tommy Solomon: I am now the coolest punk in school.
Richard Solomon: Well, congratulations. What did you do?
Tommy Solomon: I got suspended for setting off the fire alarm.
Richard Solomon: They suspended you? You saved hundreds of lives.
Tommy Solomon: That's the best part; there was no fire.
Richard Solomon: Tommy, this is outrageous. The next time you set off the fire alarm, you'd damn well better start a fire first!
Richard Solomon: Oh my god! I'm
gorgeous!
Richard Solomon: Who needs Christmas anyway? I say "Bug Humbar".
Sally Solomon: This is the bake sale committee, right?
Mrs. Hartzinger: Yes, I don't believe I've seen you before.
Sally Solomon: I don't believe you're blonde.
Leon: Dr. Solomon, I have an answer, but I think it might be wrong.
Richard Solomon: Why, Leon, of
course it's wrong. You'll always be wrong! In fact, the odds of you being right are...staggering!
Mary Albright: So are you glad we tried something new?
Richard Solomon: Not really, it made me cold... and shrivelly.
LMAO!!!! I should put some of these quotes in the humour section