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How To Reject A Rejection Letter.. u gotta read this.HAHAHA

#1 User is offline   starskipper 

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Posted 20 January 2009 - 07:26 AM

Dear Sir or Madam: This is to acknowledge that I have received the rejection letter that was posted to me on Thursday of last week.

I gave your letter long and careful consideration. Unfortunately, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept it at this moment.

You will understand, I am sure, that there are always a very large number of rejection letters in circulation at the turn of the year, when bonuses are paid. Furthermore, the current economic climate has increased the number of "no vacancy" slips sent out.

I myself appear to be particularly popular in this regard, having this year received many rejection letters from extremely impressive companies. Clearly, I am unable to accept all of them. So while I thank you for sending it to me, I regretfully inform you that I have to reject it.

Please do not take this personally. There was nothing wrong with your letter. But it does not coincide with my particular needs at this time.

In this regard, I will be starting work at your office on Monday morning of next week, at 9am precisely.

I wish you every success in rejecting other candidates.

Best of luck. See you on Monday!
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Posted 20 January 2009 - 07:34 AM

that's some really smart answer biggrin.gif lol.
thanks for sharing :3
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Posted 20 January 2009 - 07:34 AM

lol i wonder if anyone has ever used it before
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Posted 20 January 2009 - 08:41 AM

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I will be starting work at your office on Monday morning of next week, at 9am precisely.

good one! haha...wonder if someone ever uses it
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Posted 20 January 2009 - 08:50 AM

what if they reject your rejection rejection letter?
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Posted 20 January 2009 - 09:01 AM

hahaha, what would the company do to someone who actually tried that?
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Posted 20 January 2009 - 02:21 PM

LOL. what would the company do? o__o
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Posted 20 January 2009 - 02:54 PM

LOL
What a smooth and NICE move... reject the rejection letter!
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Posted 20 January 2009 - 04:36 PM

QUOTE (iamneoun @ Jan 20 2009, 10:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol i wonder if anyone has ever used it before

Me too. Haha.
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Posted 20 January 2009 - 04:41 PM

This is a good method to consider when dealing with college rejections.
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Posted 20 January 2009 - 05:14 PM

how very witty biggrin.gif
I would hire someone if they did that on the spot! Or.. i wouldn't really, because they were coming to work anyways... so they are already hired? ... bleh

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Posted 20 January 2009 - 06:22 PM

just for being so smart i think they should've been hired! LOL
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Posted 20 January 2009 - 06:29 PM

HAHHAHA very clever =]
nice way to get urself a job ;D
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Posted 20 January 2009 - 06:34 PM

QUOTE (AresJK @ Jan 21 2009, 12:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
what if they reject your rejection rejection letter?


LOL. the whole rejection process will take forever XD

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Posted 20 January 2009 - 08:33 PM

haha thats a smart response
reject a rejection letter huh ;o thats a good idea haha
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Posted 21 January 2009 - 01:24 AM

LOLOL that was really good thinking. What a smart arse smile.gif
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Posted 21 January 2009 - 01:43 AM

QUOTE (AresJK @ Jan 21 2009, 03:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
what if they reject your rejection rejection letter?


LOL. Indeed...

This was very witty. Made me laugh.

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Posted 21 January 2009 - 01:52 AM

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In this regard, I will be starting work at your office on Monday morning of next week, at 9am precisely.

LOLLL what a funny way to get yourself a job~

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Posted 21 January 2009 - 02:25 AM

HAHAHAHAHHAA i would so try it as a joke!
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Posted 21 January 2009 - 02:46 AM

clever and smart!
very witty too!!
the one who made this is so smart!
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