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#1 User is offline   pyro 

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Posted 23 January 2009 - 06:17 PM

I hope this wasn't posted....but here it is!

A man and a woman who had never met before and were both married to other people, were headed to the same destination. They went on the same train and found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though they were initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly. He was in the upper berth and she was in the lower.

At about 1:00AM, the man woke up, leaned down and gently poked the woman to wake her up, he said......"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet and get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

The woman replied in a seductive voice, "I have a better, just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married!"

"Wow!.......That's a great idea! he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied..........."Get your own damn blanket!"

There was a moment of silence........then he farted.
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 06:37 PM

it was funny until he farted...


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Posted 23 January 2009 - 06:46 PM

There was a moment of silence........then he farted.



That ruined it ^... hahah!

but other then that, it was hilarious!! x.x!
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 10:58 PM

i think it's been posted before w/o the farting bit

but it's still a good joke to read lol though the farting killed it
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 12:27 AM

LOL, it was funny up till the fart. kinda was unnecessary.

the rest of it was hilarious though!
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 01:09 AM

I don't get the farting part

but the rest was funny XD
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 02:49 AM

^ same. i dont get it either LOL
but nice joke biggrin.gif



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Posted 24 January 2009 - 07:53 AM

ahahha
the farting was eh..didnt get it but
the rest was funny XD
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 08:33 AM

lol the farting thing meant that like...when you're in a new relationship you're worried about impressing your s/o and would never fart and stuff

but when you're married, it's like the sex and romance is gone so he farts because he doesn't care about what she thinks anymore

lol funny joke
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 10:54 AM

I'm surprised not many understand the point of the fart? XD
Hilarious nonetheless
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 10:56 AM

hahaha. ok......weird!!
but funny!! : )
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 05:45 PM

hahahahaahah!!! that was funny!!
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 07:57 PM

hahah. that is funny
the fart part was weird
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 08:34 PM

hahahah wow, married life ((:
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 09:44 PM

LOL. That was funny. ph34r.gif

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Posted 25 January 2009 - 01:59 AM

haha the farting thing made me smiled XD
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Posted 25 January 2009 - 02:50 PM

I thought that the farting part was unnecessary, but now that someone explained, I get it now. XD

Hilarious joke, thanks for sharing.
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Posted 25 January 2009 - 03:38 PM


hahahahs it's cuteee 8D the fart part... hahahas
XD i guess it makes sense ?
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Posted 25 January 2009 - 05:36 PM

I giggled until the fart part, then I was like "...OH! I get it!"
LOL :x

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Posted 25 January 2009 - 07:02 PM

i thought the fart part was the funniest -__-
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