[yahoojedi]

(please close if this is a repost)
i was looking for the copy of Obama's inauguration speech for our social science class. . .
then i saw this speech generator and i tried it. its kinda fun
okay so maybe its not really that funny, but try it.

Inauguration Speech Generator

be creative with your words so the speech would turn out funny!

here's what i generated. . .

My fellow Americans, today is a lonely day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "ephemera", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually fulfill.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces loud and strange challenges like never before. Our economy is historical. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for people. Our healthcare system is complete. If your hands is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a singer. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a chair seal. But satisfying together we can right this ship, and set a course for virginia.

Finally, I must thank my peaceful family, my active campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank army for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of seeking the American people. Without your electrifying efforts, none of this would have been possible.

[hankyungsaranghaex3]

but most of all, I want to thank DBSK for making this historic occasion possible.

[K-PopFighting]

HAHA ROFL. Here's mine xD

My fellow Americans, today is a omnipotent day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "cake", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually run.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces fascinating and obnoxious challenges like never before. Our economy is bizarre. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for clothes. Our healthcare system is hilarious. If your nose is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a singer. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a pencil shoe. But choking together we can right this ship, and set a course for Antartica.

Finally, I must thank my cool family, my weird campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank volleyball team for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of shouting the American people. Without your beautiful efforts, none of this would have been possible.

[hanalinh]

My fellow Americans, today is a blue day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "shoe", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually shop.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces pink and fat challenges like never before. Our economy is slim. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for heels. Our healthcare system is high. If your leg is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a doctor. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a dog shirt. But shoping together we can right this ship, and set a course for mall.

Finally, I must thank my big family, my little campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank asian for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of walking the American people. Without your slow efforts, none of this would have been possible.

[hellolovely]

My fellow Americans, today is a special day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "cupcakes", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually eat.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces incredible and scrumptious challenges like never before. Our economy is weird. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for Youu. Our healthcare system is long. If your hair is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a dancers. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a chocolate eyes. But freaking together we can right this ship, and set a course for hospital.

Finally, I must thank my green family, my shiny campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank short peoplee for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of effing the American people. Without your lovely efforts, none of this would have been possible.


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haha i like mineee (:

[kpopchild]

My fellow Americans, today is a moral day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "thong", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually sing.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces cute and obese challenges like never before. Our economy is retarded. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for potatoes. Our healthcare system is lame. If your buttocks are sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a farmer. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a camel chocolate. But farting together we can right this ship, and set a course for Hawaii.

Finally, I must thank my yellow family, my buff campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Republicans for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of crying the American people. Without your ugly efforts, none of this would have been possible.

[flyxme.]

My fellow Americans, today is a tropical day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "mothers", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually move.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces old and hairy challenges like never before. Our economy is fuzzy. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for pigeons. Our healthcare system is smelly. If your thigh is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a gynecologist. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a hot dog mirror. But sucking together we can right this ship, and set a course for Mt. Fuji.

Finally, I must thank my chunky family, my tall campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank George W. Bush for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of plucking the American people. Without your bubbly efforts, none of this would have been possible.


lol o_o;;

[stillshellie]

My fellow Americans, today is a wonderful day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "United States", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually run .

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces honorable and nice challenges like never before. Our economy is beautiful. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for people. Our healthcare system is great. If your hand is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a teacher. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a car computer. But seeing together we can right this ship, and set a course for Hong Kong.

Finally, I must thank my busy family, my inspiring campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Republicans for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of funding the American people. Without your amazing efforts, none of this would have been possible.

lol some parts sound okay others are weird

[loveshock]

My fellow Americans, today is a nice day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "pearl", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually skipping.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces pink and happy challenges like never before. Our economy is exciting. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for pansies. Our healthcare system is lovely. If your belly is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a dentist. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a horse jellybean. But loving together we can right this ship, and set a course for SHINee's home.

Finally, I must thank my yellow family, my pleasing campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank nerds for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of laughing the American people. Without your cute efforts, none of this would have been possible.

[Booger Face]

My fellow Americans, today is a Big day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "boobs", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually cum.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces wet and dry challenges like never before. Our economy is hot. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for b*t*hes. Our healthcare system is slutty. If your penis is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a hooker. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a condom dildo. But f*cki*g together we can right this ship, and set a course for alley.

Finally, I must thank my ugly family, my sexy campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank blacks for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of running the American people. Without your horrible efforts, none of this would have been possible.

(Yes, I am aware I went around the swear filters.)

[korean_Fweak]

HAHAHAHAHAHA omg this is so fun!

My fellow Americans, today is a ugly day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "people", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually crying.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces pretty and hot challenges like never before. Our economy is gorgeous. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for babies. Our healthcare system is cuddly. If your brain is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a lawyer. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a pencil ball. But playing together we can right this ship, and set a course for Philippines.

Finally, I must thank my dirty family, my warm campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Mommy for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of dancing the American people. Without your round efforts, none of this would have been possible.

[TheAsianLady]

Barack Obama's Inauguration Speech

My fellow Americans, today is a blue day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "paris", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually run.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces happy and sad challenges like never before. Our economy is cool. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for ipods. Our healthcare system is pink. If your leg is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a doctor. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a laser pencil. But dancing together we can right this ship, and set a course for virginia.

Finally, I must thank my sour family, my sweet campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank janice for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of farting the American people. Without your asian efforts, none of this would have been possible.


my speech actually made some sense haha.

[witchery]

My fellow Americans, today is a orgasmic day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "bra", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually wiggle.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces sexy and beastly challenges like never before. Our economy is wet. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for boobs. Our healthcare system is hairy. If your scrotum is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a plumber. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a sock armpit. But blowing together we can right this ship, and set a course for my house.

Finally, I must thank my nasty family, my moist campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank KKK for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of sucking the American people. Without your hot efforts, none of this would have been possible.



ROFLMAOOOO!!!!
...gosh I'm so immature and easily amused

[Kitty07]

This generator is so amusing

My fellow Americans, today is a suprising day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "Nurse", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually jump.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces extreme and dangerous challenges like never before. Our economy is ugly. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for Plumbers. Our healthcare system is astonishing. If your foot is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a Athlete. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a mouse door. But sliding together we can right this ship, and set a course for bathroom.

Finally, I must thank my pretty family, my artistic campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Presidents for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of talking the American people. Without your undeniably efforts, none of this would have been possible.

[bluenette]

My fellow Americans, today is a cool day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "person", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually running.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces hot and cold challenges (KAty Perry's song) like never before. Our economy is sexy. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for terrorists. Our healthcare system is slutty. If your arm is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a doctors. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a water bottle iPOD. But skipping together we can right this ship, and set a course for Alaska.

Finally, I must thank my shoes family, my money campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank DBSK for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of farting the American people. Without your eat efforts, none of this would have been possible.

[dae5ung]

Finally, I must thank my horny family
lol

[lilo_azn_gurl]

hahaha!! mine is so awesome!!!

"My fellow Americans, today is a good day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "neighbor", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually clap.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces lumpy and holy challenges like never before. Our economy is evil. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for windows. Our healthcare system is joyful. If your pinkie finger is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a artist. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a rock stick. But typing together we can right this ship, and set a course for park.

Finally, I must thank my creative family, my wise campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank asians for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of sitting the American people. Without your perfect efforts, none of this would have been possible."


hahaha!! is our economy evil?!? hahahaha
and yes, we barly have enough money for windows!!! hahaha!!
and if i were you, i would take your sick pinkie finger to the artist
so he can paint on it!! hahah!! make it fee better!!
and what is a 'rock stick?!?' hahahaha!!
and yes, thank the ASIANS!! hahahaha!!

[aoura.]

My fellow Americans, today is a fuschia day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "juice", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually running.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces smoothly and radically challenges like never before. Our economy is horribly. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for chopsticks. Our healthcare system is petite. If your eye is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a singer. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a chair brush. But applauding together we can right this ship, and set a course for Times Square.

Finally, I must thank my holy family, my liquid campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Americans for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of crying the American people. Without your cheerful efforts, none of this would have been possible.


Today is a fuschia day. - ____ -
And hope is not just another word of juice.

XDD

[Swixx]

bahaha i absolutely LOVE how mine came out

My fellow Americans, today is a sexy day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "ninja", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually fart.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces stupid and ridiculous challenges like never before. Our economy is obnoxious. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for roosters. Our healthcare system is morbidly obese. If your wenis is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a stump recycler. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a you-know-what pocky stick. But snorting together we can right this ship, and set a course for Uranus.

Finally, I must thank my generous family, my stingy campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank power rangers for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of laughing the American people. Without your efforts, none of this would have been possible.

"America's image overseas is tarnished like a you-know-what pocky stick"
"I want to thank power rangers for making this historic occasion possible"

[SarangHaeYoT.O.P]

here's mine:

My fellow Americans, today is a sleek day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "shot glass", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually run.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces soft and squishy challenges like never before. Our economy is foamy. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for post its. Our healthcare system is hazy. If your leg is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a chef. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a spoon mouse. But swimming together we can right this ship, and set a course for Osaka.

Finally, I must thank my elfish family, my sweet campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank DBSK for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of yawning the American people. Without your short efforts, none of this would have been possible.

haha
our boys are just that awesome to have Obama thank them X3