Things That Are Difficult To Say When You Are Drunk
#1
Posted 31 January 2009 - 05:05 PM
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THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
#2
Posted 31 January 2009 - 05:07 PM
Couldn't even say the hard words sober.... ):
#3
Posted 31 January 2009 - 06:06 PM
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 06:55 PM
#8
Posted 31 January 2009 - 11:47 PM
I laughed at the "THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK"
LOL thanks for sharing (:
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#9
Posted 01 April 2009 - 10:23 PM
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#10
Posted 01 April 2009 - 10:48 PM

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#12
Posted 02 April 2009 - 07:31 AM
speh-siff-ih-city (at least that's how i pronounce it lol)
none of these things to say wouldn't even cross my mind if i were drunk. lol
#14
Posted 02 April 2009 - 11:21 AM
#16
Posted 10 April 2009 - 09:35 PM
oh man, i have to agree XDDDD
#18
Posted 11 April 2009 - 12:16 AM
I agree
Anyway, I love the "THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK"

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#19
Posted 11 April 2009 - 08:55 AM
rofl. i can't even say half of these words sober!





























