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#1 User is offline   Jangoon 

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 06:42 PM

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at

him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place

where he knows her from.



Then he says, 'Do you know me?'





To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'



Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful

to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor

party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies

watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'

She looks into his eyes and says

calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
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#2 User is offline   SUMM3RxBABii 

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 06:47 PM

LOL...

manhoe much?
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Posted 05 February 2009 - 06:49 PM

Hahaha
omg!!!
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#4 User is offline   violacrazy 

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 07:25 PM

teachers make awkward statements...

and that father is an idiot.


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Posted 06 February 2009 - 04:31 AM

hahaha!! that was awkward!!
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 05:34 AM

LOL what a manwhore xD

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 06:57 AM

wakakakaka
awkwardddddd
if it were real, he would've run
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 08:46 AM

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
so unexpected.



eh???
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 09:12 AM

LOL....what an idiot sleep.gif
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 01:36 PM

lol thats awkward blink.gif
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 02:13 PM

HAHAHA. how awkward ~ very detailed description, too X:
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 05:57 PM

At that point I would have just walked away ~_~


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Posted 06 February 2009 - 07:53 PM

LOL!!

hahaha must be embarrassed now.
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 08:35 PM

LOL xD
That would be funny to actually see in real life.
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 10:12 PM

lols ! manwhoree
wasnt expecting that !

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Posted 07 February 2009 - 09:54 AM

LOLL! Aahahhaha, how embarrassing!
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 10:48 AM

Awkward turtle. xD
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 01:07 PM

lmaooooo
the mom is pretty crazy

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Posted 07 February 2009 - 01:10 PM

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

man-hore much?
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 01:14 PM

omggg that is soo embarassing loll

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