[Princess Kaoru]

A. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good.
(What Am I?)
















Answer: Nose

What did you think it was???????? Please proceed. xD













B. I'm spread before I'm eaten.
Your tongue gets me off.
People sometimes lick my nuts.
(What Am I?)
















Answer:Peanut Butter
















C. I assist an erection.
Sometimes big balls hang from me.
I'm called a big swinger.
(What Am I?)
















Answer:Crane



















D. Over 1,000 people went down on me.
I wasn't maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open.
(What Am I?)


















Answer:Titanic


















E. You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.
(What Am I?)
















Answer:Tent


















F. When I go in I cause pain.
I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.
I can fill your hole.
(What Am I?)
















Answer:Dentist


















G. A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
(What Am I?)














Answer:Wedding Ring


















H. All day long, it's in and out.
I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me.
(What Am I?)















Answer:Elevator


















I. I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.
(What Am I?)















Answer:Chewing Gum



















J. If I miss, I hit your bush.
It's my job to stuff your box.
When I come, it's news.
(What Am I?)
















Answer:Newspaper Boy


















K. I offer Protection.
I get the finger ten times.
You use your fingers to get me off.
(What Am I?)
















Answer:Glove

















L. I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver.
(What Am I?)















Answer:Arrow


















M. My business is briefs.
I am a cunning linguist.
I plead and plead for it.
(What Am I?)
















Answer:An attorney



















N. I make some guys shoot in the air.
I usually have a little pecker.
I'm better in your hand than in your bush.
(What Am I?)





















Answer:Bird




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Now how did you do???
failed eh?
Better open your eyes and mind to the right aspects.xD
Cause you'll never know.. some of these might.... JUST MIGHT be on the exam! (any exams.. trust me... it appeared on my test and exam as Thinking and Inquiry xD But luckly, I had the answer to them.. or else it would be embarrassing....xD )

[imready]

wow. daang i did horribly
but i got the dentist and the ring one

[aveon16]

Actually I did pretty good. Only three wrong. lol the crane one I was like wtf is that...????

[Princess Kaoru]

LOL
yeh... the crane one was the only one that didn't really make sense xD

[winterofdiscontent]

LOL I got about half of them right.

[ellyphant]

i got most of them, i think it's cos i read the other joke.

[karman]

lol!
i only got the peanut butter, dentist and gum one

[zoo]

i got about four right.

it's very amusing! xD

[Lindoodoo]

I got B, F, G, H, I, and J correctly.
I didn't get the dirty interpretation to most of them though o_O

[SUMM3RxBABii]

B. I'm spread before I'm eaten.
Your tongue gets me off.
People sometimes lick my nuts.

I. I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.

[FireMonkey]

I got almost all of them.

[ashley-x3]

ahahaha, funny....
i got some of them ;D
and about the dentist one, i think read something from a chain mail and it was similar to it

[adaytodiefor]

I got peanut butter right!
Ha~

[EHNerJI]

i only got A, B, F, G, & J =/
mehh lol. they're so dirty ~~ XD

[lovesong3208]

I got 2 right.
so my mind isnt' so dirty after all

[xo_sugar_ox]

i got all of them wrong -___________-

[CM_X_69]

There's a board game out like this.

I think it's called the Dirty Mind Game.

We bought it for my friend. xD It was fun.

[kimJongHuN]

3 wrong.lol. :]]
i didn't know the crane. wtf.XD

[joie.de.vivre]

don't know how it happened but yay i actually got all of them pretty quickly

[redvelvet.]

I got the peanut butter one right (:

I. I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.

^ love that one