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#1 User is offline   Mr_CowBoi 

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 10:27 PM

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.




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#2 User is offline   SilentScreamerS 

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Posted 14 February 2009 - 10:41 PM

ROFL. that last line laugh.gif
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Posted 14 February 2009 - 10:48 PM

LOL OH WOW. happy.gif

THe last line killed me.
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Posted 15 February 2009 - 02:24 AM

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
so it is best not to have balls and guts ?
eh???
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Posted 15 February 2009 - 04:23 AM

you're next! if my dude came home like that...gosh golly! it's on like Donkey Kong...and i don't mean it sexually.

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 05:16 AM

LOLZ. True. LOL! Now you guys know..

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 08:40 AM

lolz wow... yup both result in death so it's best not to have either
but i think death will be more likely to come upon those that have balls
very interesting definitions
thanks for sharing!!
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Posted 15 February 2009 - 01:26 PM

haha. both results in death hahaha! LMAOA!
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Posted 15 February 2009 - 07:27 PM

LOL at the last line. x'D
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Posted 15 February 2009 - 08:58 PM

HAHAHAHAHHAHA yeah, the last line is hilarious! XD
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Posted 15 February 2009 - 10:59 PM

Hahahaa at the last line LOL XD
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 02:45 AM

(The balls one) - haha what kind of husband does that? That's dirty. (Sleeping around then coming back home to his wife for more)
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 03:07 PM

QUOTE (Mr_CowBoi @ Feb 15 2009, 01:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.


LOL XD

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 03:27 PM

LMAOO!!! i love the last line!!
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 04:09 PM

LOL! The last line wins. XD
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 04:22 PM

LOL! at the last line

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 04:27 PM

you're next!
lol
now that is balls xD
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 04:38 PM

LOL yes, both results in death!
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 04:42 PM

LOL OMG HAHHAHHA That's so ridiculous lollllll
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 05:09 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAH.
the last line killed.

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