[ixsaetbyul]

Ever hear of fmylife.com?
it's hilarious.
people post up stories of times where their life was so effed up.
thought it'd be amusing to start a thread about effed up love moments! haha
*remember, to write "FML" at the end of your story.

keep it short & get to the point!

i'll start the first one -

I once texted "******* is so cute, i think i like him." to my crush. the name of my friend & his are right under each other in my contacts list. FML

[kissez*]

I fell in love with a girl who was in love with an undeserving boy (on two separate occasions). FML. (not really haha)
I love that site btw.

[xqtpi]

I dented my crush's car. His car is his baby.



FML

[ingenuelle]

We were having a serious talk and he ended up confessing that he was in love... with my little sister o_O FML

[Regrets]

Hahahah
i go on that site once in awhile when i have nothing to do LOL

[mikez]

I gave this girl a box of chocolate and asked her out on V day. The next day my gf told me the box of chocolate expired a month ago. FML!!!!!

[2partsvodka]

this hot guy told me that i could use some more makeup.


FML

[Diverdent(=]

This guy I really fell for.
I thought he liked me.
and then i confessed to him and was so angry i let it slip that he led me on. blah blah blah

FML!

))))))))))))=

[chilovesjj]

I love that website, haha.

S/o's mum burst into the bedroom without knocking, to ask him something.
She saw rather more of me (and him, lol) than she would have liked. v_v" FML.

S/o then had to go on family vacation with his parents for a week,
the plane left the next day. F-hislife too lol. xD

[MONICA]

omg i just found this site a couple days ago!!!!!!!!! it's so funnnyyyyyyyy

[ixsaetbyul]

^LOLLL omg
poor parents :x

[ShadowMax76]

you know how you type something in msn/aim but you never really intend to press enter?

yeah...

[thesisoflove]

LOVE THAT SITE .
havent had any FMYLIFE moments because.. my crush is finally mine mwahaha

[ミ★♫윤아♫☆ミ]

I've been waiting for my boyfriend all day and his phone wasn't charged so he couldn't message me. I sent him ab out 10 texts during the day. He came back and didn't talk to me for 3 hours, and during that time I thought he was gone. He had been ignoring me and throughout the night I tried to reason with him. He ignored me, ignored all of my calls so I got sad and put my phone aside. After doing so I fell asleep and woke up seeing a mean text. My phone is jacked up and apparently he called me 3 times and I supposedly blocked him on aim(mobile IM). Of course he doesn't believe me. My enV-2 ruined my relationship with the guy I've been with for almost 2 years. FML.

[bombb_]

omgggggg.
my friend totally just showed me this site yesterday.

my thighs were red by the 20th page. i swear i was DYING of laughter.
yet a part of me felt sad, cause the stories (if true) are really sad.
/:

[Tiffa_xx]

I used to really really like this guy and I wasn't sure if he felt the same way. When he kissed me, I thought that my questions were finally answered so I happily kissed him back. In the middle of our hot and heavy makeout session, the following conversation follows:

me: sooo..how do you feel about me?
him: huh? I don't know..
me: ....don't you like me?
him: yeah. kinda.

so I continue kissing him but something didn't feel right so then I said:

me: do you do this often with other girls?
him: .......some....
me: uhhhh...
him: why? don't you do this with your frat brothers?
me: what?? NO!

FML!!!

sigh* I find out my crush's true intentions during what was supposed to be the happiest part of liking him Dx

yeah. that happened a while ago. but currently, I stopped speaking to him.

[Kira_Hyuu]

Haha went shopping with like friends....sorta told them wat looks gud and pick out a few pieces.....so i sorta waited for them to change outside since i'm a dude.....guy comes up to me - like sorta grabs my hand and writes down like a phone numbers - gives me a wink and then is like "call me" ......FML

[kimi]

Haha awesome site.



I was bowling with my friends and when it was my turn to bowl, one of my friend's son who was about 2 walked onto my bowling lane. No one made a move so I walked onto the lane to bring him back. First step I took, I fell on my ass bowling ball and all. The kid stood there and looked at me while everyone in the alley laughed, including my former boyfriend. (he didn't help me up either) FML

[saranghaese7en]

wah i love this site~ it's awesome
hmmm here goes

We don't even acknowledge each other anymore. FML.

ha.

[faithpuppy]

Haha went shopping with like friends....sorta told them wat looks gud and pick out a few pieces.....so i sorta waited for them to change outside since i'm a dude.....guy comes up to me - like sorta grabs my hand and writes down like a phone numbers - gives me a wink and then is like "call me" ......FML

hahaha, I'm sorry, but that is totally random and hilarious!!